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philidelphia phillies

a shitty baseball team that won their first NL east title since 1993, have only 1 world championship but still think they are the greatest team in baseball even though they had a bigger choke in 1962 than the mets did in 2007.
i could name 29 other teams that are better than the philidelphia phillies.
by HOT-lanta April 2, 2008
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philidelphia slider

a guy that releases his bowels on the females chest and she lets it slide down her neck to her abdomen section
just had a philidelphia slider so you better be gettin in the shower now if you want me to touch you
by kenallen75 August 31, 2007
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Philidelphia Night Train

The act of three or more males (and possibly one female leading, like she is the Conductor) giving anal sex to each other "doggy style"
Dude, Scotty, let's get some people over tonight and we can get really drunk and perform a Philidelphia Night Train!
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One of the funniest shows on TV, airs on FX.

It's about 4 people that own an unsuccessful bar (Paddy's Pub) in South Philly. Each episode has a different theme, and covers many controversial topics including: abortion, gun control, physical disabilities, racism, sexism, religion, the Israeli/Palestinian situation, terrorism, transsexuality, slavery, incest, sexual harassment in education, the homeless, statutory rape, drug addiction, pedophilia, nuclear proliferation in North Korea, child abuse, mental illness, gay rights, bulimia, prostitution, cannibalism and Nazism. - and that's why I like it

Dennis: Dee's brother, funny, only thinks of himself, always trying to prove people wrong, thinks he's gods gift to women, always cutting corners, completely self centered, drinks a lot, and is always impressing Charlie

Charlie: retarded, school dropout, drinks a lot, makes a lot of funny puns, likes to play different characters, is highly influenced, lives in a dump and eats cat food to fall asleep, always wears his piss drenched pj's, and is known as the infamous 'Green Man'

Sweet Dee: Dennis' sister, trying to fit in, hates her life, always comes in last - always prone to sexism, tries to get guys but can't because of the crowd she hangs with.

Mac: thinks he's a badass and can be a bouncer - like Swayze in roadhouse, quick witted, always calling everyone bitches, always failing

Frank: the dad of Dennis and Sweet Dee, played by Danny DeVito, usually the brains of the operation, used to be a millionaire until he gave it all up to live with Charlie, always carries a gun around.

The cast doesn't care about anyone else, innocent bystanders are always getting hurt, which in the end they really don't benefit from anything except getting fired, arrested, injured, or injuring random people.
Person 1: Have you ever heard of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

Person 2: yeah I have, Charlie is my favorite character
by PhatPJ December 9, 2008
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Take Seinfeld, place it in Philly, and make the main characters 10 times more selfish, cruel, and narcisisstic and you have It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is a dark humor show that revolves around the worst people that humanity has to offer.
by Robjef622 May 15, 2017
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West Philadelphia

Where troubled youth spend most of their days chilling out, shooting basketball, and getting into physical confrontations.
Frank: Hey Will, where were you raised?
Will: In West Philadelphia...
by Granddaddy Smith December 3, 2013
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Philadelphia Orchestra

Once a great orchestra, now members and subscribers leaving like rats running from a sinking ship. The orchestra has suffered for a few decades with "Wernick-ites" (translation: endless horrible orchestral commission to make anyone with taste just vomit), and any attempt to reclaim these subscribers will never happen. No recording contracts, no radio broadcasts, a tragic loser now in its final stage of existence.
"I went to the Philadelphia Orchestra concert last night and it was like a beginners music appreciation event. I plan to give up my subscription immediately. Luckily there was none of that dreadful new music from those academic freaks and nerds who call themselves composers".
by Richard Wornout December 15, 2010
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