A pheasant is an individual who has bad credit and is pretty much a piece of shit. Most pheasants have a distinct look to them, a mixture of a trendy homeless person and the face similar to Rodney Dangerfield's. A disgusting excuse of a human being. Most pheasants drive stick shift Honda Civics and don't shower often. A complete opposite of a shmib.
I just saw this fucking pheasant at Wawa steal a pack of gum.
Get out of here you fucking pheasant, I will not co-sign for your 2011 Mitsubishi Mirage.
Austin is such a fucking pheasant, I didn't even invite him to my BBQ and here is eating all my goddamn hamburgers.
Get out of here you fucking pheasant, I will not co-sign for your 2011 Mitsubishi Mirage.
Austin is such a fucking pheasant, I didn't even invite him to my BBQ and here is eating all my goddamn hamburgers.
by Sand Fuck June 7, 2017
Get the Pheasantmug. A fallaciousness female with the tendency to rob someone of their change directly after sexual contact with aforementioned individual.
by distinguished old gentlemen December 13, 2010
Get the Pheasantmug. The definition of a dirtbag airman. Always late, never works when he finally makes it in at 1000, and then leaves the office for an appointment at 1400. Often known to fail PT tests and loves eating Kit-Kats. Hobbies include playing WoW and eating food.
"Stop being such a Pheasant"
"I missed that appointment yesterday, I probably look like such a Pheasant"
"My wife left me because I gained 50lbs and was fired, damn I pulled a Pheasant."
"I missed that appointment yesterday, I probably look like such a Pheasant"
"My wife left me because I gained 50lbs and was fired, damn I pulled a Pheasant."
by lulszilla October 8, 2008
Get the Pheasantmug. 1.A Pheasant is possibly the most anoyying animal ever its does my head in!
2.Also a generic insult for people that can't think of a comeback normally followed by another insulting word.
2.Also a generic insult for people that can't think of a comeback normally followed by another insulting word.
1. Cacaw says the pheasant! Bang says my Gun!
2. Person 1: You are well gay.
Person 2: Well you're a pheasant dick.
2. Person 1: You are well gay.
Person 2: Well you're a pheasant dick.
by Jack Dixon April 18, 2008
Get the Pheasantmug. a short farm bird consisting of two legs, wings and a tail. it likes to poke at random rectums and sniff them until passing out cold. This bird is sometimes refered to as "Jesse" or "Jesse the flying cat". It likes to befriend random cats on the street and take them home claiming "they are free!" This taking home of the cats is a rare disease refered to as Ilikeadacats-acitis. The only cure for this disease is forcing a feline of his choice to poop upon his face.
by Compton III January 6, 2006
Get the pheasantmug. Fez(è)nt
Adjective
A person that owns a lower trim truck. Such as- Ford XL/ XL Sport/XL-STX/XLT, Chevrolet WT/LS/LT,
Ram tradesman/express/HFE,
Tundra SR/SR5.
Not to be confused with a Pheasant Bird. Generally a poor person
Adjective
A person that owns a lower trim truck. Such as- Ford XL/ XL Sport/XL-STX/XLT, Chevrolet WT/LS/LT,
Ram tradesman/express/HFE,
Tundra SR/SR5.
Not to be confused with a Pheasant Bird. Generally a poor person
by Tollingdictionary January 25, 2019
Get the Pheasantmug. When someone unzips their pants and puts one of their balls between their fingers and asks someone who is not looking if they've ever seen a pheasant heart before. The person then turns around curiously and inevitable witnesses a pheasant heart.
Andy (unzips his pants placing one ball between his fingers) - Hey Chris, have you ever seen a pheasant heart?
Chris (turns around) - Oh! You sick fuck.
Chris (turns around) - Oh! You sick fuck.
by epetes December 13, 2015
Get the pheasant heartmug.