Pharkonic

A wonderful word that basically has no meaning. It can mean anything you want it to mean. It is used to sound smart and intellectual while actually not saying anything at all. It can be used in all forms, as a noun, adjective, verb or adverb. It transforms to fit the occasion. People will pretend to know what you're saying just to seem as smart as you.

Person1: I ate such a pharkonic dinner today.
Person2: Haha, mine was absolutely pharkonical as well.

Person1: This chair is so pharkonic! It's not squishy enough!
Person2: SUE THEM! I can't believe they wouldn't make it pharkonic enough!

Person1: *Sigh* You're so pharkonic, I'm jealous.
Person2: My role model is that absolutely pharkonical ninja! What a pharkonic.

Person1: Hey, put this word on UrbanDictionary! That would be absolutely pharkonic.
Person2: You do it! You're more pharkonic than me!

by theabsolutelypharkonical. June 16, 2011

lobster harmonica

A harmonica in the shape of a lobster, NOT a harmonica played by lobsters.

"I'm not leavin till I get that lobster harmonica! C'mere, lobsty." - Otto, on the Simpsons episode Pin Pals

by Astroturd July 31, 2010

Playing the Hairy Harmonica

Eating a girl out

If you need an example of what Playing the Hairy Harmonica is you shouldnt be on this site.

by Banjo and cassius August 5, 2008

golden harmonica

A woman pees while a man or woman goes down on her. The P is the golden and the V is the harmonica.

My wife want a golden harmonica, but I don't want to be anywhere near her pee.

by AMRW December 23, 2013

Brown Harmonica

When one performs analingus on a women while fingering her vagina.

“At an orgy, I received a Brown Harmonica from an Indian man.”

by Sheepluv420 August 13, 2017

Mia and her harmonica

the greatest harmonica player (or person) to ever grace planet earth

Person1: "hey did you hear Mia and her harmonica's new album? It's so great!"
Person2: "no, I do not know who Mia F is because I am an idiot who lives under a rock"
Person3: "it's the best album ever! go and listen to it RIGHT NOWWWWW!"

by miaharmonicastan12345 June 13, 2021

you can’t play hitler’s harmonica

Inspired by the movie “Rat Race”, this is used when someone is doing something they shouldn’t do.

Kyle: i’m making uncarbonated soda
Me: you can’t play hitler’s harmonica!

by harmonica March 30, 2021