Phamalot

a mystical world bearing a strange relationship to the world of Camelot (King Arthur). Can be used to describe someone eccentric, someone who seems to be beyond the rest of us.

-"Phamalot! Quit dreaming and get yer homework out!"

-"wow...he's such a Phamalot.."

by tphumanitities2011 May 19, 2009

Sidewalk Phalanx

A phenomena that occurs when a group of people walk side by side, blocking the entire sidewalk in a phalanx formation. Can be either intentional or simply the actions of inconsiderate, oblivious people.

If that sidewalk phalanx does not let me through I might have to walk in the dirt!

by lolcatzzzzzz March 7, 2010

Phalangeitis

An infection caused during week 7 of pregnancy where the fetus is infected in the phalange area. This causes the 2nd and 3rd finger to be connected and the 4th and 5th finger the same way.

Jack: Dude, that that chick has phalangeitis!

John: Totally, her fingers are totally messed up!

by Fjdkfjdjd October 4, 2012

Phagajeezle

A homosexual whose broken existence is merely a tragic parody of themself.

Hey so your phagajeezle roomate left his dirty buttplug in the refrigerator again.

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Phanact

1: an orange-skinned guido from jersey shore
2: an annoying cunt
3: someone who reposts other peoples images on social media sites
4: someone who posts spam comments and gets away with it
5: the firstborn son of Snooki

"Dude, stop being such a Phanact"

"this page is full of Phanact comments again"

by Night Lord Kurze September 23, 2014

Phara

The high and mighty Queen of Ninja Video. Phara is quite possibly the most arrogant, narcissistic, hateful, immature, petty, repulsive (her personality and physical appearance) twenty-something on the internet. This person literally believes she is God. Her website Ninja Video lost its status as the best streaming video site on the web a long time ago, so the site now only acts as a forum for thousands of sycophantic idiots who have no lives to lick the shit out of Phara's ass round the clock. If you have anything to say on the forum OTHER than "OMFG I LOVE PHARA I WANT TO SEXES HER" you will be banned. Literally, BANNED. Nobody who has a real life or does anything in the real world would give two shits about Phara. Ninja Video used to be a site for videos, and a damn good one at that. No more. Stay away from ninjavideo.net unless you enjoy being abused by random people for no reason, and then banned. Phara doesn't even know you and she already thinks you're "leecher scum" so "FUCKING DONATE ALREADY!!!!"

LMAO

Go fuck yourself, bitch.

Phara: "Oh wadswerth, I need the shit licked out of my ass..."

wadswerth: "COMING MY WORSHIPFUL QUEEN!! Slurp, slurp..."

by Lament For The Last Days May 12, 2009

Thunderbitchen' Pharaoh

An Egyptian leader who gets a lot of ass. Like A LOT of ass. There is literally no limit to the quantity of ass acquired by a thunderbitchen' pharaoh.

That guy's such a thunderbitchen' pharaoh

by Askthewizzard09 October 24, 2011