PFFFT!! PFFFT The sound your lips pressed together and blowing air through them makes as you witness some idiot make a bigger fool of him or herself either by what they said, wrote, did. A show of utter disgust, no fear and the act of totally brushing someone off by dismissing them as a complete moron not worthy of one's time.
note: could be immediately followed by a brushing away with one's hand ending with a palm towards the buffoon.
note: could be immediately followed by a brushing away with one's hand ending with a palm towards the buffoon.
(ex.) When you open the door to meet your blind date and a delusional 250 lb. water buffalo lied on her dating bio as being "just pleasingly plump." PFFFT!! Oh really? Maybe you should have listed your body type as "the Michelin Man."
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Get the Pffff mug.Phrase used to describe the sentiment of impatience, rolling the yes and blowing air out of the mouth.
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Get the pffff mug.John farted so Zach went pfffttt and punched John.
Alex said what the pfffttt after realizing he was around little kids.
Alex said what the pfffttt after realizing he was around little kids.
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Get the pffffff mug.Aka - The 'Jeff Goldblum Noise'. The phonetic spelling of that sound made by actor Jeff Goldblum to punctuate every other sentence he utters. A kind of smug, smirking exhalation through one's splayed nostrils, which makes the user appear superior yet self-depreciating at the same time.
"Holsten Pills... pffftt... Because all the sugar turns to alcohol!"
"You could tell that Jurassic Park 3 was going to suck ass because... pffftt... they couldn't even get an old whore like me to be in it."
"You could tell that Jurassic Park 3 was going to suck ass because... pffftt... they couldn't even get an old whore like me to be in it."
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