pretzel crunch

when a guy pushes your legs behind your head while having sex and proceeds to "crunch" you while putting all of his body weight on you. pain is usually associated with this position.

"How was your night Kelly?"
"John pretzel crunched me so hard, I couldn't breathe."

by pretzelmaker1234 November 20, 2015

Flag

Get the pretzel crunch mug.

pretzel stamp

Like a mushroom stamp, but after you have anal sex and have the poopy dick you slap your poopycock on her face.

"Im gonna pretzel stamp that ho"

"Bitch got my dick all poopy, so I pretzel stamped her face"

by screamingdeal October 31, 2014

Flag

Get the pretzel stamp mug.

Related Words

Petzel • petzele • Pretzel • pretzeling • Petelo • Pretzel Boy • pretzel day • petzold • pretzeled • Pwetzel

pretzel necklace

When someone wraps his/her legs around your neck simulating a pretzel shape for cunnilingus or what not

Mate....Donna totally pretzel necklaced me last night. Almost couldn't breathe

by Jon93 May 18, 2016

Flag

Get the pretzel necklace mug.

Chocolate Pretzel

when you are hooking up and the guy sticks his finger up the girls ass.

I was shocked when ben gave me a chocolate pretzel but i kinda liked it, sweet but salty.

by lobstertesticles March 15, 2017

Flag

Get the Chocolate Pretzel mug.

double dorito pretzel town

A party mix containing Nacho Doritos, Cool Ranch Doritos, pretzels and popcorn. Made by Rhett McLaughlin of GMM

I’m taking a trip to Double Dorito Pretzel Town

by Razornacho February 3, 2018

Flag

Get the double dorito pretzel town mug.

Like Spooning only more so. Maximum body to body contact. Some people do not like this, because they lose circulation and have various body parts go numb, but a small, dedicated, sensual sub-section of people are naturally drawn to this hyper-contact activity. Can occur before, or after, or independent of sex.

This new girl I am seeing is really into pretzeling. Full body contact and sweating all night long...

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky July 11, 2019

Flag