peter petweeter

Noun-An abnormally small penis. Usually under 5 inches. The name insinuates its cuteness.

Brenda-"Awww, look at the lil' peter petweeter. It's so cute!"
Brad-"I would prefer if you didn't call Mr. Bigglesworth cute."

(Note, talking baby talk to a slong is usually considered a no-no for fear of insulting its owner, yet always tempting.)

by geniusH August 6, 2006

petter

A petter is a wonderful, nice, hot, sexy, extremely talented person. Everybody loves a petter, whatever he does.
from rumors it's said a petter always got a huge penis.

Hot girl 1: Omg there is petter!!
Hot girl 2: OMFG I want him in my pants!

by dajnamajt June 12, 2011

Petee

A name symbolic of those naturally kind at heart. One that is generous and caring and likely to be the best sort of friend you could desire.

Oh you know Petee Boy? He helped me out yesterday, when no one else would take the time.

by Find April 25, 2009

hairy petter

-comes in the form of PETER KIM
-erotic counterpart of harry potter
-writes erotic novels
-spills anal aliens on his pants
-an anal strategist who enjoys, and quote, "anal gallivantings"
-a backdoor matadore at his best

you're a lovely boy, hairy petter.

by JChao February 26, 2008

peteetong

The name of the cow that lives in the median of the I-75 and I-675 interchange south of Atlanta.

Damn, Peteetong almost walked into rush hour traffic today!

by gagrl999 September 5, 2013

Petter Northug

When a woman gives two guys a handjob using ski-movements. Similar to the Oddvar Braa, except the finish.

The girl pulled a Petter Northug last night!

by TinaBettina December 4, 2013

Ninja Petter

A person who lacks the common sense to avoid antagonizing ninjas. A social klutz who does not know how to behave in public. Missing hands or fingers is a sure sign, but not required.

I can't believe that you just ate my BK mini burger off my plate, you are such a ninja petter!

You: Let's wait for the light to turn before we cross.
Me: You are such a ninja petter, there's no traffic.

by bravo delta August 19, 2011