Perfried

The burning feeling in your nose when you spend too much time at bath and body works.

My nose is so perfried from picking out perfume.

I wish salespeople would stop spraying perfume at me, it's perfrying my nostrils.

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

Perrified

To be both paranoid and terrified at the same time. The state is usually brought on by being stoned, or just high in general.

Brother #1: "Was that mom coming down the stairs?"

Brother #2: "Dude, don't say that. You're making me perrified."

by OMDizzy April 12, 2015

petrified grape

A Raisin

Guy 1: Is that a petrified grape?

Guy 2: No, it's raisin.

Guy 1: Wait, isn't that the same thing. Guy 2: No.

by Dysfunctional.Asian August 15, 2017

petrified sock

(n.) A white tube sock that serves as a jizz recepticle following masturbation. After a series of loads have been deposited in the sock, the protein stains will harden, thus beginning the "petrification" process. Also see protein sock

1. My petrified sock has been the recipient of so many loads, it is now brown and can now stand up by itself.

by Shockey86 January 31, 2005

Petrified Tree

When, during intercourse, the penis becomes numb due to under stimulation. The male equivalent of Zombie Beaver. Useful for Cock-Slapping, Cock-stands, Tripod-ing, etc.

Janet was so begrudgingly wide that I got the good 'ol Petrified Tree. After that, I charmingly berated her, and cock-slapped her with my rock-solid Mahogany Staff.

by Phydeaux The Grate August 10, 2009

Permifried

Term used in Southern California rave culture to explain the phenomenon of the "unending acid trip". People who are permifried usually continue to experience the mind-altering effects of LSD long after the drug exited the body. These phenomenon can include a permanent psychosis, elevated level of consciousness or "understanding", "ego death", and or visual hallucinations such as seeing "trails".

As of now, there is no cure for this disorder, although many of these individuals continue to use LSD in a desperate attempt to gain new insight capable of returning him/her to the desired mindset.

I dropped a lot of acid in 07, done left me permifried.

by Juice Box 345 March 7, 2009

permifried

To smoke so much marijuana, that you are always high

kid 1: "God that mathew is hella permifried"
kid 2: "Don't say hella dude."

by ryan stern October 2, 2006