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Peter Beaters

Funny word/term for another dude's hands. Implying that he masturbates often/impulsively :)
Yo Dawg!? How about you stop touchy all the chips with your dirty ass Peter Beaters !
by Bigmike8045 June 28, 2019
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peter the beater

A nice sexy hot man, normally gay, nice in every way even dick size, He's a Peter that's a Beater, what else you need
Peter the Beater sucked me last nite
by Peter the not Beater January 19, 2017
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Beat The Pete

When you beat the meat really hard so that it starts bleeding
by Crippling erection November 18, 2016
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Beat Your Meat Pete

A nickname given to Dr. Jordan B Peterson. This nickname stemmed from Jordan 🅱 Peterson, which later transformed into Jordan 🅱 🅱eterson and then the infamous Jordan 🅱 Meat 🅱eaterson. The final evolution of this nick name was "Beat Your Meat Pete".
"Isn't Jordan B Peterson a litboi?"

"Yeah, I love Beat Your Meat Pete, yeet."
by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 May 9, 2018
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Beating Peter

to masturbate. other terms are bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
Dale was caught beating peter on the toilet by his mother.
by vander-dale May 17, 2009
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Meat Beater Peter

1. The creature who grabs sausages at will and beats until love nectar has emerged, preferably he will finish himself before pursuing other alternatives.
Why is the wall sticky?... Fuckin Meat Beater Peter!
by Almond Ballmans November 15, 2010
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petereater

A Slang term for a homosexual who likes sucking big dicks.
Look at Neil and Bob holding hands, I wonder who will be the petereater tonight.
by Cornholio6379 September 28, 2009
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