petunia

Another word for vagina.
Mainly used by parents when having "the talk" with their daughters.

Keep the boners away from your petunia!!!

petunia by Milot October 21, 2004

Petunia

A great Flamingo Goddess who works part time as a priest for demonic ceremonies. She lives in a well. She has a servant named Gareth.

Who was the priest at your funeral

Oh, it was Petunia

Petunia by MuffinHaver March 14, 2021

Petunia

The name of Little Pete's left forearm tattoo from the television series "The Adventures of Pete & Pete," depicting a woman in a red dress. Is frequently made to "dance" by Little Pete.

Dance, Petunia, dance!

Petunia by John January 19, 2009

Petunia

The most sassy, hateful, mother like human in the world. Usually has the voice of a five year old brat but tries to be loving. She may also go by Brianna or Breanna.

Person 1: Hey petunia!
Person 2: I'm Breanna
Person 1: Whatever you say Petunia!!

Petunia by Kill myself pls June 10, 2018

lil petunia 

a way of showing affection to a specific boyfriend/ girlfriend by using some what of a disguise pertaining to a flower. meant to show love.

i love you so much my lil petunia.

lil petunia by PrincessSmash January 4, 2010

petunia ball sack head 

petunia has shaved her head and now it's a ballsack

"hey, is that petunia ball sack head!?"

petunia ball sack head by dragon_kingtv October 22, 2017

Peenial Extension 

A penis

"She gave my Peenial extension the good ol' Sloppy Toppy

Peenial Extension by URBANDADDY698 November 28, 2018