The Petchel

When she's riding your throbbing manhood in reverse cowgirl and you're about to bust the nut of your life, you grab her ankles, pop her in the air, and pull her quickly into a 69 for the finale in one smooth motion.

Woman: I love riding you reverse cowgirl like this!
Man: I'm about to cum!
Woman: Quick, give me The Petchel!

by PetchelSurvivor January 21, 2020

Petched

To petch someone is to touch a little man deliberately but make it look accidental.

Ian: What you doing mate?

Midget: Just hanging around not much, you?

Ian: It's fucking bollocks mate, whats that on your crotch. I'll get it. *

Midget: Get the fuck off. Dude, you just Petched me?

Ian: I can't help it mate, you're a little man

*Grabs a healthy handful of penis.

by Colinlovesmen March 18, 2007

Dirty peachey

The state of accepted how fucked you are by the amount of times you've been told

He finally saw the light and relised he was a dirty peachey

by Peachytree February 10, 2019

perchey

undesirable vaginal odor.

Honey, did you just put a new inner tube in your bike tire or are you a little perchey?

by Gorgone August 11, 2003

Petched

To have something put over you in a very entertaining way.

"I got Petched last night"
"I'm on the way to being Petched"
"I woke up Petched as a maggot"
"I only wanted 1 more for the road, but before I knew it. I was Petched"
"Childsy copped a classic Petching"
"Hogarth's up for an extreme Petching tonight"
"I had my Petch goggles on"
"I know she said she was only 17, but I was Petched"

by TaliWhite_Fan August 7, 2014

peachey

Someone with a perfect bum.

Cushion for the pushin. She's Peachey n I'm Peachey keen!

by sparkleyraindeeronaspeaker December 20, 2016

petchy

(noun, IPA: /ˈpɛttʃi)

Australian colloquialism for a petrol or gasoline station

"Ohh mate, I was just at the petchy in Newfy (Newfarm) buying some creddy (mobile telephone credit) for me phone".

by walcpot August 16, 2012