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Belief Perseverance

A cognitive bias. It's fairly similar to confirmation bias except an individual actually receives information that discredits or contradicts their beliefs but continues to cling on to their views out of stubbornness.
Elmer doesn't think Donald Trump is divisive even though I showed him a video proving otherwise? Man, he has belief perseverance issues.
by Soul_Driver June 3, 2019
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Persaverance

1. The Persaverance Pub, commonly referred to as 'PERSA' is located at 196 Brunswick Street Fitzroy and is probably the only full blown 90s club left in the southern hemisphere.

2. Heavily populated by drunken bogans and morons who have been denied access to semi-decent venues in the area, thus met with open arms into the mighty persaverance.

3. Absolute rubbish in theory however with the right mix of alcohol, low standards and poor decisions it turns into an overly crowded shit hole where you can dance like a retarded lizard to 90s classics and not loose an ounce of dignity.

4. The kitchen is the cloak room and the clerk is out of your league.

5. 76% of the dance floor is coated in broken glass

6. The DJ takes no requests, the ipod is set on shuffle

7. Dont bother rocking up after 11pm unless you have sweet hook ups.

8. No one seems to know when the beer garden cuts off at any stage during the year, they seem to rotate the times from week to week.

9. The blokes toilet has one cubicle which often dosent have a seat or a functioning lock and some freak takes power dumps in there without fail. Which is made more hilarious by the fact that the toilet paper is always soaked in beer and urine.

10. The band Neon Sex doesn't exist.

11. Groups all wearing stripe t-shirts are widly frowned upon

12. The Hot Dogs outside after 3am shoudnt be served to anybody

13. Do yourself a favor and dont check your bank statement after a night at the mighty persaverance
Common phrases heard at the mighty persaverance:

Did you hear about that guy? The guy with the singlet who got locked in the toilets at persaverance and had to bust his way out?

Dude did you hear they played dammit and all the small things? It literally blew a hole through the dance floor

Can you smell that? Man who pinched a log in that cubicle again

I hurts me to say this.....but at 2:50am I was involved in a war cry last night at the persaverance

I think Trace Cyrus was crowd surfing during daft punk and kicked me straight in the face, what a great night at the persaverance!
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Where did the hand soap go?

I'LL HAVE 8 JAGER BOMBZ
by The Vanderlay Boys February 2, 2010
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Perseverance on the mayflower

There was a fine charming gentleman trying to guide the people to the new world of XRP and FLARE FINANCE on the mayflower. It’s been a rocky ride of the harassment of the XRP and QANON trolls attacking him for saying the masons are in control and that he hasn’t warned us of every single phase in 2020. MASONS, XRP, LONDON IS READY. HE WOKE UP THE XRP COMMUNITY.

and yet HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA the XRP COMMUNITY and QANON community low key cries for his tweets to provide hopium and light when it gets a little dark. The sick part, he comes thru.

PERSEVERANCE = BABA HELPING XRP COMMUNITY INTO A NEW WORLD WITH XRP
May 2020 All Your Dreams Come True - Achieved

XRP $ 2 K

Overnight

God Bless You All

What a terrible dude 😅

Perseverance on the mayflower
by MARVIN GAYE December 7, 2020
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shart perseverance

To succeed, overcome, or conquer any given task in life such as a test, a plane landing, or shooting a Somali pirate in the head. Also can be used when winning the lottery or getting a job.
Somali Pirate: What the?!?!
*Sound of head splattering*
Navy Seal: I shart perseverance.......
by snack22 June 4, 2009
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Perseverance

"A lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success." -Ambrose Bierce
Filled to the brim with perseverance, the social media influencer was able to amass one thousand quasi-dedicated followers.
by AGoodLad June 22, 2020
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purseverance

Refers to an unwillingness to give up on your efforts to mooch off of someone (in other words, to get him to "open his purse" for you).
Sometimes the term "purseverance" can have a somewhat opposite meaning, as well --- it can also refer to the ongoing efforts that an overly-trusting person who actually HAS "opened his purse" to a neighborhood moocher feels compelled to maintain in an attempt to get said deadbeat to pay him back as he'd promised he would.
by QuacksO November 20, 2018
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Preserverence

Noun. Persisting in making jams and jellies, despite difficulty or delay in achieving success.
With enough preserverence, anyone can accomplish even the most difficult of tasks—even making jams and jellies.
by BananaKetchup September 21, 2020
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