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permafunk

That layer of odor in shoes or other frequently-worn article of clothing that remains no matter how much you air it out.

Like permafrost in the Antarctic, only with stench.

Also: permafunky, permafunked
T: Honey, it's time for a new pair of slippers.
M: But why? They're comfortable!
T: Remember when Woofie would bring them to you every night?
M: Yeah. Good times.
T: He buried them today. The permafunk was too much even for him.
by Jim Wright September 9, 2008
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Permajunked

Permanently junked, messed up, trainwrecked, foilfaced, put in time out because you've done or said something completely unacceptable and is not ALL RIGHT!
Barry Foilman and Meffy are permajunked and should be put in time out.
Barry knew Meffy was permajunked when she set off the smoke detectors two houses down the street.
by SmurfetteDevine March 28, 2011
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permadank

1.) When you smoke so much marijuana in an area, the area permanently reeks.

2.) When the marijuana smoke totally saturates any given cloth.
Damn! I thought you stopped smoking!
I did!
Permadank!
by SaucedSkittles November 14, 2016
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permagrunge

Dirt left over after a thourough cleaning. Especially in the prints in one's hands or under the fingernails. Essentially, clean dirt.
After repairing the greasy engine, Rob washed his hands three times but was unable to remove some of the permagrunge on his hands.
by Ezra Moon April 26, 2006
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permafunk

That layer of odor in shoes or other frequently-worn article of clothing that remains no matter how much you air it out.

Like permafrost in the Antarctic, only with stench.

Also: permafunky, permafunked
T: Honey, it's time for a new pair of slippers.
M: But why? They're comfortable!
T: Remember when Woofie would bring them to you every night?
M: Yeah. Good times.
T: He buried them today. The permafunk was too much even for him.
by Jim Wright August 10, 2006
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Permagunk

An unpleasant mix of something or others that have, over time, become permanent.

Stains do not count unless they consists of enough mass to elevate them at least a half of a millimeter from the surface to which they cling.
The health inspector was probably not going to be sympathetic to the food establishment's permagunk problems.
by Paul the Cow May 20, 2010
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Permajunked

Permanently junked
Nick and Meffy are permajunked.
by Lil Smurfette March 18, 2011
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