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permabulker

A person who is perpetually in a muscle building phase, which entails eating surplus calories during the course of their weight lifting program.
This person will never go on a diet for various reasons such as:

- they don't want to lose muscle and strength

- they want to look big and intimidating in clothes

- they are delusional about their true body composition, believing they are mostly muscle.

- they have a strong appetite and dieting is too mentally hard

Permabulkers will often sport a beer belly and man boobs to go along with their big arms. When they look in the mirror they do not see this however, as progress to this level of body fat happened very slowly over a long period of time and the ego has adapted accordingly.

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Ripped guy: When are you going to go on a diet?

Permabulker: Once I hit 250 lbs body weight, I will then cut down to 220 lbs with abs

Ripped guy: LOL, are you joking, you will need to diet down to 185lbs to see any kind of ab definition, you fat delusional permabulker!
by oncewerebulkers October 3, 2013
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permablush

When one blushes too much, leading to constantly being red in the cheeks.
She was so flattered that she had a permablush from that point on
by M. Davey February 19, 2003
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Permabanned

To be removed from the Vestibule with force, and often against one's will, until the end of time.
Insert tasteless/offensive Vestibule joke here

Permabanned!
by SuperSaiyajinNess October 30, 2003
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Permabulk

Forever bulking: training strength without any regard for bodyfat, building plenty of muscle *and* fat, but never cutting down on the fat. Often an excuse for eating poorly.
What the hell, Jorgen's a powerlifter but he's wolfing down an entire pizza?
Yeah, man, he's permabulking, he doesn't care one bit about his physique.
by thomasripper June 28, 2016
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permyballs

When a girl licks your balls and you get goose bumps from it.
Daym, that girl last night gave me permyballs
by TacoHandler December 7, 2015
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Permabaked

Someone that has smoked so much weed, that they act, look, and speak like they are stoned even when they aren't.
Dude, do you hear him slurring his words?

Yeah, that guy's Permabaked
by 311isBEAST!! November 15, 2011
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permaban

To permanty ban an account or entity from a service or premesis. Playstation Home being one of the many places this is enforced as a punishment. Even if its a first offence.
DADDY_BIG_DlCK: WHITEPOWER!!!!!!!!!
DADDY_BIG_BALLS: WHITEPOWER!
PSH MODERATOR: Tsk Tsk Tsk, looks like its permabans for you guys.
by J-48273 August 14, 2009
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