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Perma-Short

In climates with significant weather changes between the four seasons, a Perma-Short is someone who will wear shorts all year round, regardless of temperature. Usually, Perma-Shorts are male with long unruly hair. They usually complement their shorts with an old t-shirt usually displaying something related to dragons, wolves, eagles, or Def Leppard. It is usually postulated that most Perma-Shorts think they are some how getting back at society by refusing to wear coats and pants.
"Who's the Perma-Short in the net shorts across the street? It's fucking 10 below today!!" --> "What a bad ass, that firey dragon t-shirt is ice cold"
by gRip July 31, 2007
mugGet the Perma-Shortmug.

perma-scruff

Perma-scruff is that sexy unshaven look on guys that takes a lot of work to maintain. It looks like they just rolled out of bed, but their facial hair never gets any longer.
Colin O'Donoghue playing Killian Jones (Captain Hook) on Once Upon a Time has BEAUTIFUL perma-scruff.
by thatonegirl02 November 28, 2012
mugGet the perma-scruffmug.

perma-stoned

The condition of being permanently stoned from smoking marijuana constantly. Those with this condition are often accused of being stoned even given the rare instance when they are sober.
Aaron hits the weed at least four times a day. The kid's perma-stoned.

I can never tell when he's stoned or not. He smokes so much it's like he's perma-stoned.
by pjsiqhh March 14, 2006
mugGet the perma-stonedmug.

perma-virgin

A person who, for various reasons, is likely to remain a virgin his entire life.
"Did you see those guys playing Dungeons and Dragons at Jason's house? Christ, what a bunch of perma-virgins."
by Aaron Rowe - MadeFromGoats.com September 30, 2002
mugGet the perma-virginmug.

perma hold

When one is put into a hold que for technical support or other phone que, and never heard from again. Permanant Hold.
I called Dell to get my computer fixed, but got put on perma hold so I hung up.
by Dongle April 2, 2003
mugGet the perma holdmug.

Perma-slam

When a slampiece becomes permanent.
I am tired of slampieces, I really need to get myself a perma-slam.
by Rarely Satisfied January 9, 2021
mugGet the Perma-slammug.

perma-summer

Weather that is summer-like year-round.
It's perma-summer in Tampa.
by richardc020 January 1, 2013
mugGet the perma-summermug.

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