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Period

Suzy is on her period.
Her boyfriend bought her chocolate, she the whole bag without saying a thanks. Her friends run from her, scared she will snap. Her glare says it all, and the stain on pants proves it. Suzy’s uterus isn’t happy, it wants a child. But Suzy’s uterus doesn’t know that at 14 if she got pregnant that would ultimately ruin her life. She would be working 2 jobs to feed her kid after her parents kicked her out , she lives in a dirty apartment, and is addicted to drugs for her sorrows drown her.

Don’t give in to the uterus kids.
Stay strong
Stay in school.
by Mexican Taco Girl May 25, 2018
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Period

....Uterus wants baby.
Person doesn't have baby.
Uterus wants revenge
I'm having my period, you know, the thing that makes babies before making babies.
by falloutnaluatthetardis March 8, 2015
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Period

cough:blood

laugh:blood

sneeze:blood

fucking move: BLOOD
you: oh god i just sneezed
Friend:so?
you:im on my period
Friend: *grabs jacket*
Friend:COVER UP
by uncurtal swine June 1, 2018
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Period

The feeling of a samurai sword cutting into lower abdomen and twisting around into lower spine, constipation and stones smashing brain. Craving chocolate and blankets, due to fever and hormonal imbalances.
by myp4ntsrt1ght January 8, 2013
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another day another slay, PERIODDDD

you are defeating all the bad things throughout the day.

you are happy cause you have lived another day

a celebration for that moment
another day another slay, perioddddd. she was saying and she walked out of the classroom with a 100% on a test she didn’t fucking study for
by u r a fat cunt <3 April 18, 2022
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nose period

a completely random, yet massive nosebleed. Usually happens every once in a while to some people. Not as often as a period but maybe once every two months or so.
Person 1: Dude, why the hell do you have tissues stuck up your nose?
Person 2: Look, don't judge, I'm just having a nose period.
by My name's not Earl January 21, 2008
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Period.

A word used after a statement to emphasise its finality, usually used to sound more savage
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