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pertrovert

Noun: That quiet, introverted guy or girl from work that turns into a raving pervert after one beer.
Joe: Hey man, glad you finally came over to happy hour with us, you want another beer?

Pertrovert: Hell yeah, and then lets go get some hookers and cover them in barbecue sauce!!

Joe: ...
by Nomnomdeguerre February 20, 2010
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Avon Center Stage Performers

a.k.a. ACSP
A theatre club at Avon High School The coolest thing at the school, by far. IF you think girls aren’t funny, join this group and you’ll change your mind. It’s O.K. if you don’t though, ‘cause we can just kill you. (That wasn’t a threat) (That last part was a lie) The guys aren’t very funny, but are still accepted. Most of us are in Scene Night too, and a lot of us are in the spring play. We’re a very tightly knit group of friends, and consider each other family. Old Greg is a favorite of ours. Mrs. Riley is the theatre/geometry teacher at Avon High and also supervises the program. She is the coolest person of us all, and we love her very much. :D Basically this is the greatest thing to happen to anybody who’s ever been in it and without it we would all go on a killing spree.
Avon Center Stage Performers? FUCKIN' AWESOME!!!
by Sou:P May 20, 2008
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Adult Performer

Nicky is a adult performer who posts pornographic pictures of herself and sells them online to pay her rent money.
by JaneDoe1234567 July 24, 2020
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Performer

Term for someone in the entertainment industry that people pay to go see or watch on the screen, despite the fact that said person can't really sing, play music, act, or do anything else noteworthy. Because they don't really sing, perform music or act, they can't legitimately be called singers, musicians or actors. Performer is a nice catch-all term for them that doesn't demean other people in the entertainment business with actual ability.

Note that the fact that performers have no particular ability doesn't meant that they can't make plenty of money doing whatever it is they do! The one ability performers generally have is marketability. And as countless examples have shown, the ability to be marketed (and to market one's self) is far more important and valuable than musical or acting talent anyway.
Recent examples of performers:

Britney Spears
Madonna
Paris Hilton
Hilary Duff
All boy bands
Kevin Federline
by Action Man August 9, 2007
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Star Performer

When one individual goes beyond the call of his or her responsibilities. This person can usually sucks up to corporate management and has a star performer shirt to show off to any co-worker who doubts her abilities.
Kelly is a star performer at work.
by technical user August 1, 2011
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Pit Performer

A person who performs in the front ensemble, or pit for short. They have a wide variety of musical skills over several interesting instruments, and substitute their lack of marching on the field with more difficult music. Often brag about knowing how to play 50 different instruments while actually only knowing how to play, like, 6 (triangles don't count as instruments and you can't change my mind). Unlike drumline, they are the percussionist that can read music decently. If they are a good mallet player, they may even learn how to hold with 4 mallets.

In case you were wondering, this was written by a pit/brass player so I have valid arguments for both sides.
Person 1: Those pit performers barely march at all, I wonder why they're in the band.
Person 2: Yeah, but did you see them play? They're so good at what they do, I think it makes up for it.
by Bongo Boye November 28, 2018
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preformer

When Bekah fucks up in groupme because she can’t spell anything
Ehh we are preformer” -Bekah
2018
by mleonard36 April 9, 2018
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