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Peduncle

A synthesis of the words 'pedophile' and 'uncle'.

Used to define that creepy uncle you have who isn't really your uncle at all. He usually is an old friend of your father's, has a mustache straight out of a porno, and drives an old white van with no windows (a common variation is a van originally equipped with windows, which have now been spray-painted over).
My peduncle is always rambling on about free candy and puppies

Dude, I think I just saw my peduncle on the news.
Really?
Yeah, he's wanted for gross sexual imposition.
by UlyssesSGrantIsUpInThis June 11, 2011
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Pernundle

Pronouncing the gear indicator (park-reverse-neutral-drive-low) as if it were a word.
While you've got the dashboard torn apart, don't break your pernundle indicator or you're gonna have a bad time.
by Dianarchy July 31, 2016
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predunker

A girl that is so hot you would drag your balls along 50 feet of barbed wire just to finger fuck her shadow.
Carmen Electra is a predunker
by apet20 September 24, 2007
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Kerdunkle

When one of the two people involved in sex cums before the other, leaving the other partner quite unsatisfied.
My girlfriend always pulls a kerdunkle! We only do it when she wants to, and always cums after like 5 minutes! Its so annoying, and she makes me feel like an ass when i ask to keep going. And she wonders why i masturbate....
by blackmail102 March 9, 2010
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Pedinkler

A really small penis that is alot smaller than a chood.
Hunter: What a small penis i have!

Kyle:Its a pedinkler you dumbass.
by KoolKid14323 March 28, 2009
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pedunkle

On a male, the skin-worm that runs from your scrotum to your asshole along your gooch.

Rumor has it, this is where God placed your internal stuffing and sewed you up.
I really like it when Janice strokes my pedunkle.
by CasualJ December 2, 2007
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perdunkadunk

When you're fucking a bitch all night-long, and your dick goes limp. You then turn her upside down and just dunk it in and out.
"When I was fucking Stephanie, by the time the third nut rolled around, my dick just wouldn't go back up. So I threw her off the bed, and slam-dunked it in. I gave her a perdunkadunk."
by Matthew T. July 20, 2008
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