mershed perderder

The "ermahgerd" girl's way of saying "mashed potato".

"ermagerd, erm herving mershed perderder" said Lydia the soulless ginger

by thedockingmaster November 29, 2012

perpendicular princess

A chick that loves to ride up and down on the cock.

Stacey was a real perpendicular princess last night.

by Jaydog vonSnozen January 9, 2004

Perpendiculate

The act of becoming perpendicular to something, usually the floor.

My alarm kept going off this morning but I just couldn't gather enough energy to perpendiculate myself.

by Nick S December 5, 2004

perdedor

Loser in spanish.


see also Soy un perdedor

Paco is a perdedor.

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?

by Kate March 13, 2005

Law of the Lesser Percentile

The law that states whichever phone is at a lower percent gets priority on the charger. Given there is only one charger, the lower percent gets access even if someone else is currently using it. They must give it up.

Tony, give me the charger! The Law of the lesser percentile states that you have to give it to me considering I’m at 12% and you’re at 45%!

by Con Land September 9, 2018

5 percent rule

After you break up with someone, you are not allowed to mourn over the loss for more than 5% of your time being with them.

The 5 percent rule goes like this: you can mourn over the loss of a boyfriend or girlfriend for no more of 5% iof the time being together (as previously stated). FOR EXAMPLE, if you dated someone for 60 minutes, you can mourn over your tragic loss for 3 minutes (if i did my math correctly)

by bellakaaay December 28, 2011

pedentify

To identify someone taking a shit in a bathroom stall by their shoes.

We’re you able to pedentify who blew up the toilet? It was John. I saw his Air Jordan’s in the stall while I was taking a piss.

by Mrshinnypants June 13, 2020