Peyton Lauseng

He likes to chew on yummy toaster and sniff socks it gives him the tingles he is about 8 foot tall and weighs 47.9 pounds his brain cells = -36 donkey Kong Joe mamas of of 7

Peyton Lauseng is a wast of space

by Smallpp69 January 9, 2020

Peyton Manthing

Pork sword.

Brett Favre: "Wanna see my peyton manthing?"

by Fred Norman1 February 18, 2011

Penon

A person whose puke is neon colored.

"Look at the color of Megan's puke, I never knew she's a penon!"

by Megan McDerbalot December 22, 2008

Peeton

An unwanted wart in the genital area. However, instead of being passed through sexual intercourse much like herpes warts, they are obtained by the act of playing too much badminton. They are severely itchy and have a tendency to change colours; they may be purple one day, and neon green the next. The upside to a peeton that it gives a person the ability to speak pig latin fluently.

Girl: EW WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR PENIS? ...
Boy: Oh that? It's a peeton. Wanna touch?

by eivrog October 14, 2010

peyton (girl)

A Peyton is most commonly a beautiful, smart, some-what talented girl. Peytons usually love to cry for some weird reason, which is why they love to watch sad movies. She is shy but once you warm up to her she opens up to her crazy weird fun self. Peytons are very sensitive, however she can tell someone off in an instant. If you have a Peyton, cherish her, don't push her away, and think before you speak.

You are so luck you have a peyton (girl)!

I wish I didn't get in a fight with Peyton!

by Peanut123Peanut June 12, 2017

Dirty Peyton

when you take a slushie and pour it on a girls chest and then suck it off of her through a vacuum tube

yeah bro i gave that girl a dirty peyton last night and got a brain freeze

by papa frick January 15, 2021

Peyton

Peyton's are super pretty, smart, and athletic, even though they dont think so themselves. Peytons are normally shy when you first meet her, but as you get to know her, you'll realize that she's incredibly funny and goofy. Some may think Peyton's are annoying or awkward, but Peytons are much more. They are loyal, trustworthy, and sassy as hell. Don't get a Peyton angry, because her eye rolls and snappy comebacks can startle even the toughest people. Peyton's are also incredibly sexy; they are skinny but toned, and have subtle curves that guys love. They are liked by a lot of guys, but Peyton's are oblivious to most romantic advances so they haven't dated many guys. They seem like goody-two-shoes, but in reality, they can do bad stuff, especially with someone they love or are falling for. Peyton's are also incredibly tough despite their tall and lean appearance. Is you meet a Peyton in your lifetime, you should try to stay as close to her as possible before she is gone. Peyton's are chill with a lot of things, and don't get pissed off very easily. But, when they do, watch your back, because Peyton's are not afraid to get revenge.

Girl- OMG that girl is so awesome and nice she must be a Peyton!
Boy- yeah damn she's hot I might ask her out

by JOHNCENAAAAAAA December 18, 2015