pennsylvanian hot pocket

the sexual act consisting of the male ejaculating in a womans ass, afterwards urinating. Often done in Pennsylvania.

Man 1: Hey dude did you give your girlfriend the Pennsylvanian Hot Pocket last night?
Man 2: Yeah man, she loved it!
Man 1: That's sick.

by [NateR//TateR] October 29, 2007

Pennsylvanian Dumbbell

The act of taking an object, like a banana or a pole, up one's ass, then having someone else put it in their ass from the other end. Thus resembling a dumbbell.

Nancy was bored with the usual sexual routines, so her and I used a metal rod to make a Pennsylvanian Dumbbell.

by TL Smash December 17, 2007

pennsylvanian wall taker

Said in Fortnite when people have such low ping that they are able to take your wall because they can put a wall down faster than you because their ping is so much lower.

That fucken Pennsylvanian wall taker probably has -10 ping.

by RoshanSoni May 26, 2019

Pennsylvanian Bottlecap

A form of perverted flirtation, in which a man shoots a water bottle cap down his throat, waits for it to come out and sends it to his lover as a gift or tribute.

Person A: Have you been talking to Jenny?
Person B: Yeah in fact I sent her a Pennsylvanian Bottlecap
Person A: Oh shit, she's all yours now!

by KrakMan October 31, 2020

Pennsylvanian Groundhog

During sexual intercourse (fornication) the condom is lost in the vagina. It is then fished out using tongue or teeth. If condom is clean of jizz you then reuse said condom. Repeat if clean until ripped or dirty.

Him: Hey I lost the condom in your pussy
Her:Baby just pennsylvanian groundhog it out of me
Him: Aweeee it’s clean I have to reuse it.

by Cartiisass November 1, 2021

Pennsylvanian puss shooter

When a man lays his penis on a table and smashes gonorrhea puss out of it and a female catches it in her mouth.

I had gonorrhea so I had no choice but to perform the Pennsylvanian puss shooter.

by Jaqarius November 27, 2021

Pennsylvanian Upside down Pencil Sharpener

The act of putting a naked woman in a groundhog hole where her ass is out and you use it to sharpen your pencil dick and pour motor oil over back while riding a Wildebeest and it’s only legal if done in Philadelphia honoring the founding fathers

I tried to do the Pennsylvanian Upside Down Pencil Sharpener

by Sax_killa54 January 21, 2023