Mrs. Pendland

Former principal of brookwood elementary school in Leawood Kansas. Bitch looks things up in urban dictionary to get students in trouble. Fucking suspended usfor shooting prices of paper and signs on the wall. Asks things like “if I got on the table and started dancing, would it be expected or unexpected.” With your ass it is EXPECTED. Overall a weird hoe, daughter was hot though.

That would be expected of you Mrs. Pendland

by Mysteriousjebblet November 27, 2018

No Penlaid

a play on "No Homo," with Portuguese influence. Popular in the Greater New Bedford, Fall River region of Massachusetts, where there are more Portuguese people than in Portugal.

May also be spelled No Punlaid, No Punlade, or No Penlade.

Chris (of New Bedford): your name from now on is Dick!
Richie (of Fall River): That's big Dick to you...
Chris (of New Bedford): No punlade!
Derrin (of New Bedford): I agree Chris... No Penlaid !

by DerringerNB December 14, 2010

pengandi

PENGANDI(malayalam) means good for nothing fellow,loser,asshole

PAPPU ne oru pengandi thanedaa
(Pappu you are an asshole)

by bharath_poorimon October 27, 2009

Penandez

The nickname of portuguese and Man United footballer Bruno Fernandez who mostly scores penalties.

Commentator:There are three certainties in life
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Bruno Penandez getting penalties

by Wikimann January 3, 2021

Pruno Penandes

A fraud from Sporting CP who loves to score penalties and create a false image that he is better than De Bruyne. In reality, he has the footballing ability of Ali Dia and is only good when the referee gives him a penalty after diving

Oh, Look! I spotted Pruno Penandes diving! He paid the ref and got a penalty though!

by Jose Mourinho is finished March 26, 2021

penandes

A diving cheat who plays for Penchester United football club. Bastard is a spitting image of that donkey from shrek. A diver who can dive even when he kicks his opponents. Bruno Penandes was crying after the europa legaue final because 1) his stanandards are of europa league level 2) he is a pen merchant and couldnt bear to see people takin 21 penalties while he took only 1.
Penandes has also won zero trophies. Penandes also has 80 % penalties in his career and he is shite without penalties. He can lick kdb and mo salah's balls. He aint nowhere near their level.

Penandes scored another penalty.
Penandes is crying again.
Penandes just dived again

by Zzinedine098765 May 29, 2021

Penandes

A overrated and shite footballer who looks like a chipmunk

Penandes likes cock

by Penandes May 28, 2021