I thlammed my penith in the car door

A ridiculous stupid Youtube video that brings back memories of when Youtube was...ridiculously stupid. It must be seen to be believed.

Daffy Duck: I thlammed my penith in the car door.
PaRappa: You slammed your penis in the car door!

*Car door slamming*

"OOOOOOOOOHHHH!"

*Daffy dies*

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021

double ball penitration

When having sex with a girl you put your balls into her butt hole. Caution dont not let her tighten her butt muscles hard this can result in a broken ball or two. If your having anal sex try inserting your balls in to her vagina. Variants include single ball penitration, and the more common zero ball penitration.

Obama -"I was having sex with this pornstar in my dreams and she told me to insert my balls in her ass ."

Clinton-" Me and hillary call that double ball penitration"

by anonanalballs January 27, 2013

Penisylvania

One of the original 13 states, founded by William Penn, popularized by Ben Franklin, also known as the Keystone State. Penisoil is from Penisylvania.

The main cities in Penisylvania are Philadelphia and Pittsburgh.

by andy1 April 12, 2007

penitentiary

actually it means jail. penitentiary is a big cage, where people are being changed in a good way.

Heeey! I see the penitentiary, one day
And runnin from the police.....

tupac shakur(dear mama)

by don_makaveli April 23, 2006

penitentiary style

when you have violent anal sex with a someone as though you were in jail. this is usually done without consent and without a condom. it often involves the transmission of STDS especially HIV

once Ndu walked into cell block D, he knew he was going to get it penitentiary style -- now he has AIDS;

at the rape party, everyone was getting it penitentiary style

by evillestdude May 6, 2009

penitentiary

penitentiary - to qualify as a penitentiary, it must be a large, maximum security prison. the word, penitentiary is from the latin, penitent, which means to repent, be sorry for, or pay for one's mistakes. Its Latin root is: paenitent - repentent. prison jail hoosegow the big house deadlock lockdown the block the slammer stoney lonesome con college club fed calaboose the hole the joint the clink jailhouse

Yuhto was wrongly convicted of murder in the first degree and sentenced to fifteen years in Schelgar Penitentiary of the State of California, an enormous, poorly maintained maximum security prison. (paraphrased - from the novel, Deadlock, by Aida Saki and Takashina Yuu)

by raindragon June 2, 2017

penito

noun. A term of endearment describing the male external genitalia. The penito is of Spanish and English origin, appearing in popular discourse in the late 2000s. The word is a combination of pene, meaning penis in Spanish, and -ito.

Kevin put his penito in Vivian's holita

She grabbed him by his penito and walked him around the house.

by Jiggadubz, Tyrone January 2, 2009