penistrate

Verb.

To penetrate someone with a penis, typically your own.

I'm going to call up that hooker, on craigslist, and penistrate her for $150 an hour.

by Margeret Shadowski August 30, 2008

Penistricken

1. The aftermath of being struck across the face by a penis.
2. The horror you feel when you see that one dude's penis is bigger than yours.
3. The act of (usually a woman, but can differ depending on one's lifestyle {see fag})being surprised by your soul-mate's over-erect, large, sweaty penis.

1. My girlfriend was penistricken after I had slapped her with my cock a few times.
2. I was penistricken when I realized that my penis is 32 inches while that guy's is 57 inches.
3. When Frank revealed to his wife his penis, she was penistricken by its massive size.

by The Penistriker February 2, 2010

peniser

(Noun) someone who does annoying things to people with his penis quite often.

"Will's such a peniser. He came all over mike's pants."

by Josh August 27, 2004

panister

a combination of disgusting old white guys that like to hit on young girls... "p" comes from petafile, "an" from canibal, "ist" from rapist, and "er" from molester.

did u see those panisters hangin out over there?
people examples of panisters: billy, mr haris, the chicken man

by stacey raerae phillips June 1, 2005

penistry

the act of writing or recording the history of your or anothers PENIS

He had a book of his penistry

by Zach October 12, 2003

Penistarian

Someone whose diet consists mainly of Penis. e.g. cock dick

Ever since she started college she has become such a Penistarian.

He joined the army? Yeah, he wanted to be a Penistarian.

by Straadius August 1, 2009

peniserector

means "hot girl"

Joe: Damn shes a real peniserector.
Mama: Ye shes so hot and makes my penis so fucking erect.

by MilfPoliceSmallPPUnit_ecksdee July 10, 2021