penivore

A straight Female or a Homosexual male. One who likes Penis and views it as the only genitalia they will take in the mouth or enjoy in general.

" I asked Stacy on a date yesterday but she said she was Penivore.." "I'm sorry about that Katie."

by a penivore January 2, 2010

Penisnose

when someone or something has a nose that is shaped like a penis therfore becoming a penisnose and when they sneeze its cum and when there blowing there nose they really are masturbating.

michael says "hey everybody look at joey he has a penisnose!" crowd"lololololololololol"

by xAlienMaster21x June 18, 2008

penisfor

if you have to ask, you'll never know. see also dickfor

Anyone who has to look up dickfor on urbandictionary.com is a total penisfor.

by mikes sinnott October 4, 2004

Penisflower

Flowers of the Daisy variety known for their unique trait of having petals in a large phallus shape. Penisflower attacks are usually fatal and the leading cause of death in third world countries.

Dave got attacked by a Penisflower on his trip to Africa

by Jebus Cryst March 22, 2008

Penisnose

An rare trait that few are cursed with. It occurs when gypsies and unicorns mate and the outcome is a semi-normal looking child except for the fact that their nose looks like a penis. Oh, and they have GIANT foreheads.

Maddie has the biggest penisnose you eva seen!

by hungryhungrytiger;) August 31, 2011

peniswhore

a personal concubine provided in lieu of payment and conscripted to provide carnal services for a predetermined period of time.

If you don't fuck up, you'll get a peniswhore at the end of the job (i.e. gangland)

by JHandy February 27, 2011

Penisfire

The sensation that occurs when a male person gets a venereal disease.

John cried loudly because of his penisfire.

by BugsyTK January 4, 2007