peniscule

Adjective describing one who reveres material possessions; ie jacked up trucks, corvettes, big gold chains, large dogs, in hopes of making themselves feel better about their tiny penis. Often actually advertises this fact.

The jerk who cut me off in that Toyota mini pickup with the 36" lift and the giant brush guard was obviously peniscule.

Could he be more peniscule than wearing that huge 70's gold medallion over his hairy chest with his shirt unbuttoned?

by steve grill April 6, 2004

penisculate

to oscolate ones penis, usually takes a bit of training, and a lot of cordination.

You wanna see me penisculate?

by mike stacy March 10, 2007

penisus

1. a penis that has wings.

2. a cross between Jesus and a penis. a penis which resembles the popularized image of Jesus.
a penis with long hair and beard.

the penisus flew swiftly accross the moonlit

sky in search of ointment.

by privatmike August 20, 2009

peniscum

why the fuck did you look this shit up

Hey do you want some peniscum?

by shrekery October 8, 2019

Peniscular

1. The act of being a jerk or a dick.

2. Off-putting behavior by a male or pitching lesbian.

"Dude. Don't be so peniscular".

by Shimdiggley April 12, 2010

Peniscula

A male or female who always sucks dick to the point where they need it to sustain themselves.

A “I need some head”
B “Go to C, she’s a Peniscula.”

by UltimateIncel447 February 9, 2022

peniscaust

When 3+ men are in a room annihilating a women with there penis

"holy shit its a peniscaust!"

by BigPenis12321321 February 18, 2022