Penis pulls

When you were younger, did you ever think you would grow old and have a small pecker?

As a kid, the best possible way to grow a longer penis shaft during puberty. It involves at least 10 pulls each day between the ages of 8-14. By grabbing the head of the penis and pulling outward, stretching the shaft to maximum capacity, over time you’re wrench will become a crane.

Little Timmy went to his room after dinner to do 10 penis pulls because he was angry he had a smaller penis than others

by shmevron james December 1, 2022

penispilled

penispilled is when your counter-argument to everything is penis.

Herman: actually black people aren’t the main source of crime and you’re just racist
Josh: penis.
Herman: wow you’re so based and penispilled

by kageechungles May 8, 2021

Penisrull

The act of rolling your penis when DeltaiotoTeos muscle decides to give up leaving you on the ground hurting.

Chad : Man your music really makes my penisrull.
Teo : Sorry, i thought you liked Justin Bieber.

by MasteryZ April 3, 2021

penispult

With an erect penis, while laying on their back, one pulls their penis back towards their stomach, then places an object, such as a penny or piece of popcorn, on the head of the penis, then releases their penis; Flinging the object like a catapult

Last night, I penispulted a marshmallow into my girlfriend's mouth.

by sVakenn September 30, 2013