Pencil sharpener

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An expression describing a female who is tight in the vagina

Man, having sex with Lilly is like putting a popsicle in a pencil sharpener

Pencil Sharpener

A type of machine that you can use to sharpen a pencil down to a tiny stub and throw at anyone within a 5 feet radius.

Don't get any funny ideas... It's just something people use to sharpen their pencils.

"When Wilma broke her pencil, she went to use the pencil sharpener to sharpen it."

Before you get a blow job your partner fills their mouth with cat litter then proceeds with giving you a blow job

Had to go to the hospital after getting a pencil sharpener

That one girl at the school

Jimmy needed to use the pencil sharpener he slipped Sophia $20

when someone breaks a pencil sharpener to get the blade so they can.... uh..... self harm-ony

When a girl nibbles and tugs on your dick to the point of it becoming pointed, or sharpened!

"I got a Parker Pencil Sharpener last night and now I can pop a balloon with my cock!"
"Howy Shit!"