Peloton

To murder someone by selling them a product they don’t need quite literally.

They pelotoned John because he was an easy target. They found his body next to a random bike in his closet.

by quintensity December 12, 2021

Village Peloton

Modern take on the Village Bicycle.

She was used like the village peloton, everyone was riding it.

by BJB February 3, 2021

Peloton ride

A sexual or intimate partner that’s way too much into Peloton.

Her boyfriend is quite a Peloton ride.

by FRANKLIN🙂 March 4, 2023

peloton

A very unattractive death machine guaranteed to cause you problems after use.

Mr. Big had a massive heart attack after he rode that peloton. Poor guy. He didn’t deserve that.

by quintensity December 12, 2021

Peloton

Peloton is another word for faggots, queers Gaylord’s, cock munchers, cum guzzlers and is often used to describe a group of cyclists

I seen a peloton while driving to work today

by Aldofsbiggestfan December 24, 2023

Peloton girl

The type of girl that tried soul cycle hungover with her friends, and bought a peloton for her at home social media management office. She now hops on her peloton bike every morning and posts her riding times on instagram stories. While she may be a bit conceded, she absolutely hauls ass on the bike.

My new roommate is a complete peloton girl. The first day she moved in, she only brought her peloton bike, her makeup bag, and a pillow.

by aesthetic_apollo January 21, 2022

Peloton

A group of poop pellets in a toilet bowl.

"Because I haven't been eating enough fiber, I birthed another peloton this morning."

by fishless12 December 20, 2019