Peloton

Peloton is another word for faggots, queers Gaylord’s, cock munchers, cum guzzlers and is often used to describe a group of cyclists

I seen a peloton while driving to work today

by Aldofsbiggestfan December 24, 2023

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A very unattractive death machine guaranteed to cause you problems after use.

Mr. Big had a massive heart attack after he rode that peloton. Poor guy. He didn’t deserve that.

by quintensity December 12, 2021

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To murder someone by selling them a product they don’t need quite literally.

They pelotoned John because he was an easy target. They found his body next to a random bike in his closet.

by quintensity December 12, 2021

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A sexual or intimate partner that’s way too much into Peloton.

Her boyfriend is quite a Peloton ride.

by FRANKLIN🙂 March 4, 2023

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The type of girl that tried soul cycle hungover with her friends, and bought a peloton for her at home social media management office. She now hops on her peloton bike every morning and posts her riding times on instagram stories. While she may be a bit conceded, she absolutely hauls ass on the bike.

My new roommate is a complete peloton girl. The first day she moved in, she only brought her peloton bike, her makeup bag, and a pillow.

by aesthetic_apollo January 21, 2022

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