Hong Kong Police

The police force of Hong Kong. They are, by the loosest definition, a civil service. Among many things, they are known for:

- Using live rounds on peaceful demonstrators
- Beating innocent civilians with batons and rubber bullets
- Enforcing the unjust laws of Carrie Lam with excessive force
- Using bribes to protect actual criminals
- Rape

They have violated international laws almost every day, and, in my honest opinion, each member is not entitled to their job, or life for that matter.

Fuck Carrie Lam and the Hong Kong Police. They both deserve punishment beyond their worst dreams.

by TheBagelPeople September 7, 2020

Hong Kong Police

One of the worst police force in the world, a.k.a. blackened cops. They brutally beat citizens with modified truncheons, shoot them with rubber bullets directly in the eyes, bind them up and torture them in a chamber, fire infinite rounds of expired tear gas in confined space, collude with gangsters to wage terrorist attacks. They often disguise themselves to act as agents provocateur, or commit perjury in order to charge innocent people. They cut the emergency hotline at will, or close the shop when they don't feel like it. They tell lies without limit, their morals non-exist. They have both very low IQ and EQ, yet receive high salary by sucking the cock of the CCP. They are nothing but a heap of dog shit.

guy 1: "Hong Kong Police!"
everyone: "Know the law but break it!!"
guy 1: "blackened cops!"
everyone: "SHAME!!"

by proud of being a Hongkonger August 21, 2019

Modest pelican

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by Master bay shan July 10, 2021

thot police

A group of legendary niggas that protect fellow niggas from thots

No need to fear. The thot police is here.

by Netw0rkskelet0n May 10, 2018

roselle park police

The lowliest, douche-bagiest, most useless police department in the entire state of New Jersey. They hang out by the high school "speed trapping", what used to be "the grove" & most infamously the commuter parking lot. They can be found in groups of 2 or more congregating talking about their fat wives & their sucky lives.

They're good for nothing...well that is other than harrasing anyone between the ages of 16 & 25. They're great at giving tickets for stupid shit. Some say they can even smell when you're car is parked on the wrong side of the street on street cleaning day(s) from a mile away; well that or from the Dunkin Donuts.

They love breaking ...or attempting to break up parties because they were the kids who never got invited to any parties or got beaten up in high school.

me: Dude who's the douche bag riding my ass
you: probably the...

LIGHTS!

me: FML roselle park police....

by nullisecunda July 21, 2009

Gazpacho Police

Soup Nazis.

According to WWII scholar and Holocaust historian Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Gazpacho Police are now roaming the halls of Congress.

"Nancy Pelosi's Gazpacho Police, spying on members of Congress..." complained Greene. A person of her erudition could not possibly have been confusing cold vegetable soup with the Gestapo, Hitler's secret force, tasked with sending people to the concentration camps.

by Monkey's Dad February 10, 2022

PC police

Politically Correct police. These people who constantly worry about being excessively politically correct and will tell you off if you do not act the same way.

PC policeperson: Although I am a member of the police, and also a man, I am not a policeman. I am a policeperson. I am watching the weather on my television, and the weather person is vertically challenged.

by EwMayo August 8, 2007