knee deep in pelican piss

When you are over worked or in deep trouble. It is a variation of "knee deep in shit" but adds the assumption that it takes longer to "get" knee deep is pelican piss then it takes to with shit, thus you have been over worked or in deep trouble for a longer period of time.

I am having a long day, I am knee deep in pelican piss over that late report!

by TJM3460 November 13, 2011

Pelicannous

The adjective Pelicannous describes "Powerful and Almighty in the hands of god".

God, he is such a Pelicannous man!

by SSamus April 6, 2023

The Pelican Flies Tonight

Phrase rendered the moment before striking another man in the chops, with the intent to confuse and/or confound the about to-be-blasted party so as to distract him from his imminent demise.

dirtbag one: Yeah, I just spilled your beer and slapped your mom. What are YOU gonna do about it??

dirtbag two: Nothing at all, so long as you remember one thing: (pause) The pelican flies TONIGHT!!!

by Joe Jumbo March 4, 2009

Dos Pelicans

Two soldiers that think they're funny, so they inflict themselves on the public via their Fb page "Dos Pelicans". Vulgar. Overly sexual. Stunning. Intelligent. Bored. Irresistible. Classy motherfuckers.

Girl: OMG I want to be DP'd so badly!!
Boy: I'm your boyfriend. And I'm right here -_-
Girl: You're not Dos Pelicans, babe. Get over yourself.

by VirJohn June 14, 2013

Rusty Pelican

Variation of a Rusty Trombone. While a man is having his balls mouthed from behind/underneath, his partner tucks his balls inside her lower jaw and generously reaches around to give a tug. The male recipient farts causing the rectum-facing ball handler to madly flap her arms in an effort to wave away the noxious gas - resembling a pelican taking flight.

I walked in on Dina and Ben last night right at the gassy crescendo of a Rusty Pelican.

by Odiggz August 17, 2014

Pericarditis

Pericarditis is an inflammation in the pericardium, causes severe pain while inhaling and exhaling. The pain gets worse when you lay down and eases when you bend over. The pericardium is the protective layer around the heart. Pericarditis is not fatal, but will last months without proper treatment.

"Hey NIGGA! I had Pericarditis last week! Serious hospital bills son... I could've used dat money for coke daw! Those cocks charged me 150$$!"

by lochnessmonster June 17, 2014

belgian pelican

Sticking one's dick deep down a girls throat -and- putting one's testicles in there as well. A combination of 'deep troat' and 'teabagging'.

VERB:
My girlfriend totally belgian pelicaned me last night!
That's sick man! How did it feel?

NOUN:
I so hope my girlfriend gives me a belgian pelican. It's the best oral experience I ever had!
Word!

by net0n February 23, 2011