Pelham 

A small hick town in Ontario, Canada, near St. Catharines. Nothing has ever happened here, or ever will. Everybody who lives here is bored as fuck. Pelham includes North Pelham (home of the big Avondale), Fenwick (drug use), and unfortunatly Fonthill (rich spoiled kids). It's recommended that you own a car if you live here so you can drive to Niagara Falls to find something to do. It's pretty cool other than that, because it's not Welland.

- Where are you from?

- Pelham

- Where the fuck is that?

Pelham by thissucksletsgogetdrunk October 16, 2009

pelham 

A wealthy suburb located exactly 29 minutes outside of New York City. Pelham is often percieved as dump, an awful place to live. Although the main street may be somewhat dismal past the train station, Pelham is known for its excellent schools. Pelham is not as appearance friendly as other suburbs, like Bronxville or Greenwich but that is mainly because the people in Pelham have better things to do with their lives than worry about appearance. Most Pelham residents have ivy league or equal education and it its level of intellect is quite high. People of all careers live in Pelham, doctors, lawyers, bankers etc.

I live in Pelham. I am smart, I take all honors or AP's and I have better things do...

pelham by a pelhamite November 4, 2005

pelham 

the gayest place ever. i hate pelham and i live here. it is home to nerd ass clique names who think theyre hood

we do play mad ruit tho
which is chill

o shit its another pelham clique, FAG22

lets go to pelham and play ruit!

mike recca <3's pelham

pelham by ej rivera May 16, 2006

pelham 

A small extremely rich community in southern Westchester that borders the Bronx. Know for its outstanding highschool, well educated community, picture perfect houses, to many pizza places, an extreme problem of underage drinking, spoiled brats who think they are the shit, lavish cars, number of vaction homes, extremely rude people, to rich to even think of being able to afford. 95% white with a small proportion of the town that are minorities/ Italians that live in the area called North pelham. This part of the town is the embrassmet to the rest and the kids r usually disliked at the school because they r trash. Most people hate pelham kids/adults but the truth is that u wish u were us but u cant cuz ur just the poor scum of our earth.. maybe next life time?

(at a sporting event)
Person 1: who r those brats over there screaming?
Person 2: who do u think? pelham kids
Person 1: oh of course
Pelham person: eff off both you, ur just jealous

pelham by Pelham rocks February 21, 2011

Pelham 

Small town in southern westchester that has as many pizza places as citizens. Classic overpriveledged white kid town where the taxes are high, the crime rate is low, and the teenage drunk driving is consistent. Although the football team would lose to second graders, their hockey team is skilled. When people hear about Pelham, which isn’t often, they usually associate it with pizza and white claws

Dude 1: Have you been to Pelham recently?
Dude 2: No, why?

Dude 1: They opened another pizza place

Dude 2: Another pizza place? That’s the third one to open this week!

Pelham by The Gigante October 22, 2019

pelham memorial high school 

Located in Pelham, New York. It's got very mediocre sports teams around the board but the hockey team is known to be elite. The people are nice for the most part and it is easy to make friends. The theatre and newspaper are very good, but these often get overlooked by the many people that act as if they have better things to do than to read or watch a show. Crowds at sports games are carried by a select crowd that is usually more popular. The one difference at Pelham versus many other high schools is it is cool to be a student athlete as oppose to just an athlete. Therefore, aside from the basketball team the athletes are generally very smart.

Despite getting a rep for being heavy drinkers and weed smokers, Pelham does do a good job of staying away from more dangerous drugs such as coke. The "woods" has traditionally been the main drinking spot in Pelham, which is a putting green on split rock golf course. However, cops can be very annoying so it often gets busted so many people have relocated to other places for illegal activities. Parties can be hard to come by as word of mouth leads them to get busted very quickly as well.

Most notable tradition is the Olympics which is a day where all of the grades compete against each other in a wide range of events . The seniors almost always win but the juniors will pull off an upset every 10 years or so.

Pelham Memorial High school Olympics champions are the class of...

pelham memorial high school by Masob May 12, 2018

Pelham Palace, Pelham NY 

The most wonderful chinese resturant in all of Pelham. Consists of fast service (maybe too fast) and great food.

Hurry! Alison, Meg, Clare and Elena all have to get to Pelham Palace, Pelham NY!!

Pelham Palace, Pelham NY by Clare Smitts July 6, 2010