pedophobia

An irrational, often hysterical fear that afflicts many parents. It involves the delusion that perverts wearing trenchcoats are lurking behind every bush with pockets full of candy. Parents with this disorder have an obsessive compulsion to keep their children, even teenagers, under constant surveillance. They egotistically assume that a pervert would WANT their children, even though they tend to be just as dull and unattractive as the parents that spawned them. These parents tend to be highly suggestible, and a large majority watch FOX News regularly. Other symptoms include frequent bouts of paranoia and melodramatic behavior. Sadly, most will not be cured before they have passed the disease on to their children.

The media's sensationalized coverage of child abductions is mostly to blame for the current climate of pedophobia in our society.

by Siddownshaddap April 20, 2004

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pedophobia

the irrational fear parents get that anyone that looks at their kid may be a pedophile.

Ms. Shaw gives dirty looks if you tell her she has a cute kid. She suffers from pedophobia,

by baraka dukkha December 9, 2008

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Pedophobia

A rational fear or disgust of pedofiles

Person A: don't be such a pedophobe, be more accepting!
Person B: pedophobia is a fear of children you fat retard!

by Jan Szreniawski December 12, 2020

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Plaxophobia

The irrational fear that using online address books such as Plaxo risks the privacy of your personal information.

Sorry that I can't complete my contact info online for you Brian, I have Plaxophobia.

by Shakin December 18, 2005

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Pedophobia

A word used to refer to the the so called fear or hatred of Pedophiliacs.

It is however used incorrectly, the expression is not a fear, it is an ignorance, a belief system yet 'phobia' suggests one would or should be frightened or scared.

All in all Pedophobia is a mass destructor and deserves to be abolished from society.

Pedophobia is not good, but people seem to think it is! Protect our Teachers! Repeal Don't Say Gay NOW!

by TheGayKindergartenTeacherInNYC April 10, 2022

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