Pegging

When a woman fucks a guy with a strap on

Sub guys love pegging

by 50%salineshitface July 10, 2019

Pegging

Butt stuff, but no homo bro

“You’ve had something up your ass bro? That’s gay” “No bro, my girls just into pegging me”

by _becca_graceee June 12, 2020

National Pegging Day

National Pegging Day is June 24th.

Its June 24th! Time to get the strap and take the ego of a man down a peg by pegging him on National Pegging Day (with consent of course).

by SourdoughBread April 10, 2021

Pegging

When a girl straps a dildo dick on herself and gives the guy a lesson on the 7th planet in our solar system

Francine: "hey Peter, want me to give you a lesson on the 7th planet with a good pegging?" *She said strapping on a dildo*
Peter: 😏

by SnowflakePhoenix April 6, 2021

Peeing sitting down

When you sitt while peeing like a woman, as a man.

Benefits: I can focus on the future instead of focusing on aiming.
If i suddenly feel like taking a poop while peeing, I'm already sitting down.
I dont have to fear that I will miss the toilet.
My wife would stop whining about me sitting down.

Yeah I like peeing sitting down, deal with it.

by Im a wizard. September 15, 2016

Peeing your knickers

Expression often uttered by the notorious Gordon Ramsay on Hell's Kitchen in response to overly-excited contestants that deliver 1 decently cooked dish and shit the bed for the rest of service.

Girl 1: OMG chef Ramsay served my wellington! *high five*
GR: Don't start peeing your knickers yet Amanda you slow cow.

by Adequate Quality May 12, 2019

Yellow Paging

The act of rolling and smoking a marijuana cigarette, or joint, in a page from the phone book. Frequently the only option if one is unable to get rolling papers.

Justin: Holy fuck, do you guys even remember what we did last night?
Dave: Nah, I remember yellow paging the shit out of some of that white widow Joe had and the rest of the night's just a blur.
Joe: Alright guys, why the fuck is there a tiger in the bathroom?

by superd4ve March 17, 2010