Peezure

The little fits of shaking and shuddering males experience after urination. Peezures only occur while standing upright. As the name suggests, depending on a guy’s aim, it can make for messy results.

I had a mean peezure this morning, and accidentally got some drops on my shirt.

by chillerwhales April 12, 2014

peet

Cat feet. (A portmanteau of paws and feet.)

My kitten has the most adorable peets.

by The Real Thesaurus Rex August 17, 2016

Where’s Paetzke

The phrase one uses when they try to find someone who is lost on the roof of a building.

It is applicable in any situation and is very universal.

Hey guys, Where’s Paetzke?

by JAXS123 September 19, 2019

Peets

The cutest part of a hamb, the cat's paws.

"Hamb offer two peets, do you accept?"

by BestGorlPorl July 27, 2018

Pretzel knickers

A term given to ladies knickers that have been rolled down the legs all the way to the floor then stepped out of, only to be left there looking like an Auntie Anne's pretzel.

I better today up this apartment, I've left my pretzel knickers all over my bathroom!

by PF Jonny August 31, 2014

Oos Peet

The soft, tender flesh at the base of the anus. Commonly referred to as the "hole of wonder," the oos peet is a reservoir of typically untapped sexual power. When activated, instant climax is reached which is said to top any orgasm experienced up to that time. The term derives from "ass pit" and years of use have shaped it into the more commonly used term "oos peet".

Nick: "Melanie, why don't you ever finger my oos peet during sex?"

Melanie: "I think it's kinda weird to put my finger up your asshole."

Nick: "Don't be such a bitch, if you love me then you would finger muh oos peet. It feels better than you could imagine."

Melanie: "I'll do it if you promise to come to my sister's girl scout ceremony on Sunday and eat a whole pack of skittles out of my vagina."

Nick: "It's a deal."

by A Concerned Veteran May 25, 2011

meat pretzel

two guys standing questionably close to each other. further amplified if they are naked, typically happening in gym locker rooms. in reference to their dongs tied in a knot.

ben's standing so close to tom, they're practically kneading a meat pretzel.

by TallPeniz February 4, 2009