peenu

is a noose that you use one your fingers to make you into a Pensi

dude look at these it's my new peenu

by Formation March 4, 2005

Peenug

Cajun Slang

the Stalk of Feces that Gets backed into a mans penis after having messy anal sex

ehhh bruh...ma dick done shitted a peenug...ah gotta stop fuckin in duh butt T

by poo poo broussard November 29, 2011

PEENUR

slang for penis, usually spelled in all caps. Shrivels when SCAREY MONSTURS are about.

OMG A SCAREY MONSTUR!! HE'L EET MY PEENUR!!

Sorry for using all caps.

by TripperDay January 18, 2004

Peenut

When a man is having sexual intercourse but also very badly needs to urinate, he begins to pee a little while his cum load is shooting out. This happens to all men. If they deny this, they are a fucking liar.

Your Peenut is very messy, and often happens when you are receiving felatio. The woman is often left with a bitter taste in her mouth, but is never to discover the cause of the unwelcomed flavor.

Miles: "Dude...last night I was about to blow my snot all over this chick's mouth when all of the sudden...I felt IT coming on."

Blake: "Felt what coming on, brolavski?"

Miles: "The urge to take a piss, broncanus!"

Blake: "Dude bro...that's called a Peenut."

Miles: "Well, that Peenut filled that slootes cock cutter like a jar o' jam".

Blake: "Well done, Smiles. Next time ask if she's ready for a pearl shower."

by Pantieraid May 20, 2016

penuminums

The short version for peanut m&m's.

Man I could really go for some penuminums right now!

by Golden Grapefruit January 17, 2018

peenmen

a very questionable tiktoker but you are lucky to be breathing the same air as them

person1: you know peenmen?
person2: oh the tiktoker who looks very submissive and breedable?

by brrooklyn July 18, 2021

Carpe Peeum

The act of seizing the bathroom before someone else does.

"Hey Kevin, you'd better carpe peeum before my dad gets in there"

by Courtneycakesduhhh June 10, 2010