Walter Pendanski

The act or movement of turning left.

"Then at this light just hang a Walter Pendanski, till you get to the next stop sign."

by Tim McKenna December 18, 2006

peenhawk

A small vertical strip of pubic hair above the male genatalia, resembling a Mohawk.

The male equivalent of the landing strip.

What was his situation, you know, down there? Did he have a Brazilian, peenhawk, or was it a dark forest?

by PCDT January 3, 2014

Peenhammer

When your peen is so hard, it feels like Thor’s hammer

Man, I gave that dude’s mom my peenhammer last night

by Rah300 March 22, 2020

peengate

noun;
1) similar to Watergate, a scandal involving the bassist from Fall Out Boy, Pete Wentz, and his half naked pictures taken by his Sidekick that were leaked onto the internet; credit goes to the livejournal community ohnotheydidnt for breaking this story
2) can also be used as a group of people: peengaters; sometimes refered to as peensters
3) sometimes regarded to as one of the best things to ever happen in internet history

"I really hope that there's a Peengate with Patrick."

"Did you see those girls? Total Peengaters."

by a peenster April 3, 2006

peedapated

when you have to pee but your cant. like constipated but its pee

omg i had 20 sodas now im peedapated

by sarahbell<333333 July 20, 2009

Pendapocalypse

When something nation-newsworthy happens that sends your friendly neighborhood Mod Squad at your favorite News Website into a flurry of 15+ hour shifts trying to post the opinion comments of every Tom, Dick, and Harry with an opinion on the matter.

What? We have 40,000 comments pending?! It's the pendapocalypse!

Uh oh.. Bristol Palin won DWTS.. incoming pendapocalypse. Brace yourselves, mods!

by Daezed January 11, 2011

Peenjazzle

Putting anything glittery, shiny or arts and craftsy on your crotch area to "dazzle".

Man law prohibits such a thing to occur and if a man does commit this act, he is 100% homosexual.

Period.

Girl 1: so, did you have sex with Bobbie last night?

Girl 2: no, he had peenjazzle on him.

Girl 1: so he was gay?

Girl 2: yeah.

by ThinMan34 June 16, 2011