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floss and peel

A long and drawn out process where you tie one end of a long piece of thread to your penis then have some one thread the rest of it through and female's organs till it comes out her mouth.you pull the string till the penis smashes through her organs and is in her mouth.this will kill the girl so you have to wait until her body starts to rot so you can split her body in half then peel it down so your penis is protruding on each end and use it for sexual pleasure whenever.
"That bitch was so perfect,when we did anal I had to call up my buddy to help me floss and peel her so I could keep her forever."
"Chad what the fuck?"
by cthulhuLesbian July 22, 2014
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Peelporn

A very sexy act that only holosexuals can enjoy, it is a public yet uncensored porno of peelies. Not YouTube friendly.
Man, I love peelporn
by Flowette November 19, 2017
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Banana Peel

Placing or forgetting a used condom, and having someone else step and/or slip on it.
I totally got drunk and left a Banana peel on kitchen floor last night.
by Chowchowcity May 25, 2014
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panty-peeler

something said or done that is almost sure to get a chick to sleep with you.
a candlelit dinner with rose petals could be a huge panty-peeler.
by melshore August 17, 2009
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Bryan Peeled

When you get so drunk, your legs bend the complete opposite way.
‘Calm down with your drinking mate, you’re gonna end up Bryan Peeled’
by Fipee April 4, 2023
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Key and Peele

A comedy duo, Jordan Peele and Keegan Michael Key, known mainly for sketches using wild characters and juvenile humour. Hilarious AF though
Chad, talking to his buddy Jimbo: Hey, you seen the SlapASS sketch on Key and Peele? It's so fucking funny...
Jimbo shakes his head: not really seen that show

Chad sees his opportunity to be the douchenozzle he is and prank an unsuspecting friend *gives Jimbo five then proceeds to vigorously slap Jimbo on the ass* SlapASS!!!!
Jimbo calls Chad a douchenozzle and punches him in his stupid Chad nose then goes home,finds Key and Peele on Comedy Central and gets the joke.
by BustyGothGirl August 24, 2019
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Peel

In PVP video games, to peel is to divert a focused attack away from your allied member.
For example: You're playing League of Legends, and your enemy team repeatedly attacks your support team member. You use crowd control abilities and spells to stun them, stop their movement, ect , so you're support may escape or continue helping you. This is the act of peeling.
*Your party member Vayne is chased down by an enemy Xin Zhao and killed*
Vayne: gg no peel, afk
by Zi'Tah December 8, 2017
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