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Marketing Pedophilia 

Refers to how businesses use children to promote their products and services, regardless of the targeted consumers.

It's become so common that it shouldn't surprise anyone when children are used to promote sex products.
Eharmony has used children to promote there services

PUGI (the car dealer) is a very guilty culprit

Marketing Pedophilia has made advertising more unbearable, unless you're a pedophile.
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Pedophilia 

An adult or teenager who is simply sexually attracted to a child. see child

Not to be confused with molestor rapist or sexual assault which are separate but can be linked to the above if the pedophile acts on their desires. Sometimes also referred to as nonce

Unlike ephebophilia it is classed as a mental disorder
John: did you see the papers today? some teacher in a primary school was rubbing himself whilst looking up the girls skirts
Dave: wtf? omg what a sick pedo!
John: yeah I hate pedophilia

pedophiliaphobia 

Pizzagate is pedophiliaphobia.

pedophiliable 

Easily subjected to the attention of pedophiles.
Your youthful, vulnerable features make you completely pedophiliable... what're you doing tonight, young man?
pedophiliable by oddyknocky May 6, 2010

corporate pedophilia 

(N.) When big buisnesses in the TV/Movies/Music industry try to get their cosumers aroused to increase sales by making sexy people seem sweet and tender and making them dress up and behave like schoolgirls/boys. Often times, instead of imitation, they'll use actual children.
The Olsen Twins, Hilary Duff, and Britney Spears in schoolgirl outfits! Yeah! Alright! Sexy Corporate Pedophila at it's best! Yee-ha!

(psyche.)
corporate pedophilia by G-Union December 12, 2003

Pedophilia 

An automatic death sentence if you are in prison. >:^
At least the homicidal convicts help us get rid of pedophiles by killing them off.
Pedophilia by whatever August 25, 2003

Pedophilian 

A person and or community consisting completely of pedophiles when used to describe where they've come from.
Mikey Duck is a Pedophilian, he originates from Pedophilia.
Pedophilian by Wilbertisgod April 30, 2020