pedotache

A thin, whispy moustache that gives the wearer the stereotypical appearance of a child molester.

Often seen on men experimenting with, or in the initial stages of, growing a moustache.

Often seen in conjunction with a Pedobeard.

Dude, you need to shave. You're developing a real pedotache.

Nice pedotache, mate.

by hellofromfiji April 26, 2011

pedostani

A minority group of Asian men who are over represented in UK paedophilia.

It was no Shock that the groomers where of Pedostani heritage.

by Israel victorious March 24, 2022

Pedostachian

A man (or mustached woman) with a pedostache. See pedostache. Originated from pedo (pedophile) stache (mustache) and -ian (person who).

I took my son out of his new daycare when I found out his teacher was a pedostachian.

by Confuzzle June 1, 2011

Pedostalker

A pedophile who seeks pleasure not in molesting young children but through stalking them.

John the Pedostalker is so freakin' scary, even though I know he won't really harm me.

by pedokiller August 14, 2012

Pedistache

A mustache that resembles that of a pedifile. Usually worn by ominous-looking men in In n OUt.

OMG! Look at the guy in that In n Out! He's got a HUGE pedistache!

by Daniel(a)Daniel(a) February 4, 2009