when you're doing something wrong then walk in public, you're too afraid to get caught so you look around to check if there's a police around you or looking for you. That's The Fedophobia

-He stole the shop with a Bally on, And he still ain't moving from his crip for a week, I think he got a Fedophobia.

- Fam i can't light this zoot in the street, I've got a Fedophobia.

- I'm going to smash an opp in the station, but i got no suttin on me cause i got a Fedophobia.

Fedophobia by k.trig October 22, 2020

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Panophobia

Fear of everything

Person: Ahhhhhhh! A marker! Ahhhhhhhh! A computer! Ahhhhhhhh! A banana! Ahhhhhhhh! A notebook! Ahhhhhhhh! A garden gnome!

Person 2: Hmmmm.... seems to me you have a bad case of Panophobia...

Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh! A person!

Panophobia by Richard The Gnome... Shhhh!!! February 20, 2010

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Video game pedophilia

Video game pedophilia is a term that has first existed in FIFA 09 back in 2008 when EA has created FUT (Fifa ultimate team) for unlimited purchases of the game, resulting in turning the game into a pussy club. Now the term has effected many games like Fallout 76 and many other fucking games that have loot boxes in term of pay to win bullshit scenarios.

Gamer 1: do I have to fucking pay lots of money for a fucking repair kit in fallout 76? FUCK YOU!!! I'm PLAYING GHOST OF TSUSHIMA: LEGENDS YOU PUSSY CLUB LOVIN' MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! FUCK VIDEO GAME PEDOPHILIA!!!!!

Video game pedophilia by RavenTrooper January 15, 2021

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pewaphobia

the irrational fear that you will be unable to access a restroom because of extenuating circumstances, such as a full pew at church or a long line at a bar

Driven by her pewaphobia, Susan made sure to use the restroom three times before church.

pewaphobia by gis_in_my September 23, 2010

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