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pedo-bear

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me: dude have you seen the pedo-bear walking around watching kids sleeping
by stalkker May 29, 2019
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Pedo beard

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A beard that is not fully developed, and looks like pubic hair attached to the chin, that says "I am a pedophile and I don't care what you think". Invented by Morgan Stevens.
Guy 1: Dude, I don't like the way that guy with the Pedo beard is looking at those ten year olds.

Guy 2: Isn't that Morgan Stevens?
by Charizard 15 May 28, 2010
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ped o'bear

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Ped O'Bear is a happy Irish bear who loves kids.

As a special treat he'll let them suck on the beef jerky lollipop he keeps in his pants.
Lil Jessie: Wow, this lollipop tastes great!

Ped O'Bear: Keep sucking and you'll get to the delicious cream filling.

Lil Jessie: Oh boy!
by scodder March 23, 2013
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Pedo Bearadise

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Places like: Omegle, Facebook, Myspace, 4chan, The Entire Internet.........
You: hi

Stranger: a/s/l?

You: im boy, 12, and what is this?

Stranger: wanna come over? I have cookies and a hard ding ding and was wondering if your'e hungry?

You: Hi, Im Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. We've been working closely with the FBI and have been monitoring your child pornography downloads and your trips to Thailand. There is a swat team waiting outside right nao equipped with riot gear and very, verrry pedophile crazed k-9's just waiting to tear your tiny little balls to shreds so don't bother running..........

Stranger: uh, I'm sorry?

You: Red Team, gogogogogogogo!

You(Cris Hansen): God-Damnit.... Omegle's a fucking Pedo Bearadise...............Good work tho, guise!
by ENDL355MIND January 8, 2010
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wierd, bearded man having fantasies about small children
'Those kids look nice, but now's not a good time,' thought the pedobeardo...'I think I'll procrasterbate and come back to school later.
by redes12 April 25, 2011
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Pedobear

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An inside joke of a smiling, pedophiliac bear who hunts down children and rapes them. Often seen behind or running towards children in photos. His origin is thought to be 4chan, board /b/
Did you see that guy? looks like pedobear to me!
Hey, doesn't Smokey the Bear look a bit like pedobear?
by tailspike November 28, 2009
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Pedobeard

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Combination of the words "pedophile" and "beard". Pedobeards are usually unkempt as a result of months of careless growth, filthy looking and smell like ass. Those who sport this style of facial hair generally spend their time creeping on others, touching children inappropriately and/or coaxing hapless victims into the back of their molester van.
Harry stroked his mangy pedobeard -- which he had not shaven in months -- after a day's worth of successfully picking up young schoolchildren and stuffing them in the back of his van.
by Seru987 October 20, 2009
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