Peishan

Not to be confused with Persian, A Peishan is a very beautiful asian girl who is smart and funny; and who will always make you laugh. She is not afraid to ask for help, and can sometimes be a bit stubborn. She is also somewhat promiscuous and flirty, but it is all her qualities that make her a gorgeous and successful person.

Any guy would be lucky to have her as a girlfriend

Dude *looking at pic*: So, what's your girlfriend's name?

Bro: Peishan

Dude: You lucky bastard

by TwinbladeMaster8675309 December 3, 2011

penishopper

A penishopper is basically a slut. A woman who has sex with a lot of men in one night jumping from dick to dick

Sally: I had sex with 12 guys last night and i still look better than you !
Rose: Boy Sally you are such a penishopper. Thanks a lot!

by lil lou xxx May 2, 2010

pedist

A pedo crossed with a rapist.

Daniel: I like kids
Connor: Dan stop being a pedo, your worse than Jimmy Savel
Dylan: Dan your an absolute rapist, I wonder how may kids you have chanined up in your basement
Daniel : I can't help being pedist

by ClareJusticeAndCarolNolan October 6, 2017

Pepishka

A cool truck

Poutyboy and Emmy drive around and have concerts/award shows in Pepishka

by LDEsurvivor;) March 19, 2023

publish and perish

That awkward process of simultaneously publishing **amazing** scientific articles and realizing you still have literally zero chance at any career...ever. It is widely considered the realistic variant of the commonly known "publish or perish".

Kevin: I just published another paper in a highly reputable journal!!
Aleks: Oh...that's nice. So here is the $23.95 for the pizza...
Kevin: What about my tip!?
Aleks: Uhhh, uhhh....see you next week! **slams door**
Kevin: Gawd dammit!! I need a new job... #gradstudentproblems #pizzadeliveryproblems
--- Three hours later ---
Aleks: Poor, poor Kevin. Publish and perish, indeed...

by chasingtheinfinite October 1, 2018

peeish

1.) nerdy or dorky. 2.) "hugely winning" (as in, "what a fucking winner"). 3.) a term used whenever the impulse to laugh is created (i.e. embarrassing situations).

it was really peeish when she detagged those unflattering pictures of herself.

by shellack October 12, 2011

Penishands

A man with sweaty feminine hands. Short fingers and oval palms.

<person 1> OMFG check out that dudes hands!
<person 2>ROFL those are Penishands !

by Daniel Toops December 10, 2009