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Canning Peaches

A slang term for sexual intercourse. It comes from the action of sticking a penis in a vagina or asshole, which is similar to putting peaches and syrup into cans.
Man 1: Me and my girlfriend's grandma were "canning peaches" last night!

Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!
by Eziquio C. December 15, 2014
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Peached off

When a coworker is sensitive and bruises easily, like a peach.
Dude, Greg gets his feelings hurt so easy.
I know he us sensitive like a peach. He is peached off!
by UAW977 June 15, 2015
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Lovely peaches

Some sick bitch on TikTok who hurts her child but somehow still gets clout
Person 1: omg did you see lovely peaches talking about her stank coochie

Person 2: yeaaa lmao that shit was funny
by peachesisbaeeperiodt January 12, 2020
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Peachem

It is a noun, verb, and adjective that means any positive thing you want it to. It’s a great word to know all the time!
“Hi, Peachem day isn’t it?”
“Very Peachem! Im gonna get in my Peachem and go for a Peachem!”
“Bye Peachem!”
by WebbenPeachem June 4, 2023
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Peaches and gravy

The state of being totally fine, okay, or alright.
Person 1: Hey man, you okay?
Person 2: Yeah. I'm all peaches and gravy.
by hypedonlyfe May 6, 2011
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Lovely Peaches

Lovely Peaches, the definition of insane. She has said how she has abused her child and gotten 30-year-old men to rape her child whilst she was 2 years old, Peaches has also said when her child Cora was 8 months old she was trying to steal her mother's boyfriend flirting and trying to show him her ass. But the things was this had never happened, it's was a fantasy of Peaches which is messed up for a mother to think about their child! Peaches has also shown herself masturbating on her live streams, whilst minors were watching. lovelypeachesmusic100
"Lovely Peaches is-"
"Don't say it.. What's she done this time?"
"She raped a minor and developed ANOTHER STD!"
"Is that 5 now?"
"No, 7"
"Ohh, did you see where she was having sex with a 70-year-old man on a live stream?"
"NO! I don't want to"
"Okay!"
by FactSpeaker... June 28, 2020
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Peachz

Curtis asked a Peachz out on a date last Friday and was denied.
by AzulScooby January 8, 2009
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