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Peach Cobbler 

A very nice, plump, shapely booty, smeared with Whip Cream.
My wife is serving me some Peach Cobbler tonight, better pick some Whipped Cream up tonight!
Peach Cobbler by SiggyFresh December 5, 2021

Peach Cobbler 

A woman with a saggy ass, typically with a magnitude of cellulite around her thighs.
“My god Jos, look at that peach cobbler that Becky got!”

Peach Cobbler 

Euphemism for someone who eats ass.
“I’m no peach cobbler, but I’d trace your taint any day of the week.”
Peach Cobbler by Felix L. May 27, 2025

The Peach Cobbler 

When you are boning a girl from behind, you pull out a frying pan and slam it down on the back of her head, like Peach does in Super Smash Bros. Can also be done with an Umbrella or any of her other weapons.
-"Dude, I gave my girl The Peach Cobbler last night!"
--"Sweet man, now you can skull fuck the back of her head!"
The Peach Cobbler by DamianSolari December 17, 2008

Sloppy Peach Cobbler

The action of inserting sugary sliced canned peaches into your anus, followed by an enema, which is then shat out onto an angel food cake and served hot.
"Your mom just gave me a slice of the best sloppy peach cobbler!"

"Please don't talk to me..."

Willie Nelson's Peach Cobbler

A sexual maneuver where you smoke a joint as you are having anal sex with a girl; then, after finishing on her back, you blow the smoke up her ass as she recites the lyrics to a Willie Nelson song.
"Yo, last night I gave my girl Willie Nelson's Peach Cobbler, but I coughed halfway through Whiskey River."