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Penalty Bong

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From over 35 years of personal knowledge. . . .

Means especially large, really big, packed and mounded bong hit, specifically applied for punitive purposes, after some really dumb move or fuckup. Much, much more bigger & packed than a normal size bong hit.

(Putting aside, of course, that the result is pleasurable - yet punitive in the sense you are seriously fucked up, brain scrambled and unable to function, or even speak coherently, for awhile ; the sentence is more a reward than anything else. Possibly resulting in encouraging or reinforcing bad behavior.)

See also "PB-Penalty Bong"
“Oh wow Dude, you did NOT just…..(A) spill all the rest of our dope on the floor? (B) tell your Mom we just dropped acid? (a personal best – fuck, another PB!) (C) pee yourself? (D) tell that cop we were stoned? (E) smoke all that joint without givin’ me a hit? (F) eat all the rest of the chocolate chip cookies? (G) spill the bong water? (H) do your girlfriends Mom and not invite me? . . . penalty bong!”

(and in REALLY bad instances it was referred to as
"Penalty Fuckin Bong or P Fuckin B")
by Hednout March 16, 2011
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Penalty Merchant

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A pen merchant is an individual who’s only form of scoring is from penalties. One notorious pen merchant is Chelsea player “Porginho” who somehow placed 3rd in the 2021 ballon d’or awards after scoring 11 goals that happened to be 11 penalties. He ghosted for Euro 2020 and UCL 20/21
Friend 1: hey did Chelsea win last night?
Friend 2: yes thanks to Porginho! He’s a world class penalty merchant
by Libelllula December 31, 2021
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Pristiano Penaldo

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A certain portuguese fraud who luckily became a professional football player. He is best known for scoring all of his goals from penalty kicks only and ghosting rest of the game.
Hey did you see pristiano penaldo ghosted again vs Milan last night?
by BallKnowledgeGOD March 9, 2021
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A professional player from Portugal who is widely known to statpad with penalties against pizza makers commonly against the mighty Cagliari, a penalty eventually covers his bad performance in a game.
Juventus lost to **Milan** because PenaltyMan was not awarded a penalty.
by I'mHiwirbrhfi September 2, 2020
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A way of presenting half penis half vagina in a combined manner.
Damn boiii you got one hell of a penagina going there eh!!
by Confusedhelpful June 14, 2016
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de la Pena

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probably one of the coolest last names anyone could ever have. you could never FUCK with a de la Pena, they'll kick your ass in a heartbeat(:
You know that de la Pena girl.? i wouldn't fuck with her if i was you, she's a bad ass bitchhhh.!
by delapenaaaa(: January 19, 2009
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carlos pena

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cute, adorable, dog lover, sweetest guy you'll ever meet, deserves an amazing girl, will always treat her right, loves his family, great snow boarder, all-around perfect guy, loving dork, cute, sweet,
me: do you know who carlos pena is?
you: oh you mean like the most amazing guy to come into my life?
me: yeah he's a real sweet heart
by amelialuv January 2, 2012
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