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craycray for paypay

Someone on a reality television show who acts totally different than their normal self (usually crazy / very exaggerated), just to stay on television.
"Did you see Lisa on top model?"
"yeah, that girl is totally craycray for paypay."
by Lucy Dorphin October 7, 2011
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PayPal

An online "secure" payment website that leeches off of all payments (especially on eBay), holds the payments for 21 days just to enjoy watching you rip your fucking brains out, and likes to fuck your profit in the ass. This company AND eBay must be taken down.
*Person sells an expensive item on eBay for $2000*

PayPal: Your $2000 is currently being held in a temporary balance.

*21 days later*

PayPal: We're sorry but this transaction is suspected of being fraudulent. Please wait another 21 days for us to investigate your account.

*21 days later*

PayPal: Investigation is complete. We're sorry but we must hold your payment of $2000 just a bit longer because we enjoy pissing you the fuck off. Please wait 6 months for us to further investigate this transaction. Thank you.

*6 months later*

PayPal: Ok fine, we just like toying with you, here's your $1800. That's right, we took $200 of it because we enjoy taking a chunk of your profit. Thank for using PayPal, bitch.
by iPLAYtheSTATION August 1, 2011
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PAYDAY 2

A good game produced by a company called Overkill with the help of Starbreeze. The community is split up into two groups, the greedy rude people, and the good people whom you could have a conversation with. It's a 4 player co-op heist game on Steam, and it is very good. After 2 years of continuously updating it, and 2 more to come if the greedy people don't mess things up for OVERKILL, the game is good and getting better... For now. But the trailers are terrible so don't trust the trailers.
"I dread the day EA buys OVERKILL, because then PAYDAY 2 will be ruined."
by Billy Numerous May 17, 2015
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payday wife

Military slang for a faithless wife, who would make up with a naive, young troop around payday, clear out his cash then again abandon him to party with other men.
The PFC finally got rid of that payday wife, who was catting around the bars.
by I, Wreckerrr October 6, 2016
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Paypal

Child molesters, that like to rape your money. This company is owned by ebay, who are also greedy child molesting bastards.
Hello i am paypal, I am going to molest your children, Hello i am Ebay may i please molest your dead grandparents
by Theknoxy July 15, 2011
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Seagrove Payday

When you live in Seagrove and you have to shit but your diet consist of mostly peanuts, corn and Olde English malt beverage.
Angie got in my car this morning and took a huge Seagrove Payday in my seat. Shes a nasty bitch.
by Henryhardlog August 10, 2019
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PayPal

A very shady online payment company. The bastards at PayPal keep some of the money you receive from another PayPal member. They are no good fuckin' assholes!
PayPal is a bunch of crooks!
by Magenta February 6, 2004
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