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Shoulder Padding

When two friends gently rest their cocks(2) and balls(4) upon the shoulder of a roommate's girlfriend. She must gaze foward at all times as for it not to be constituted as cheating.
I am appalled that Mike and Mike were "Shoulder Padding" Amber last night, exclaimed Marc.

Yeah man, talk about a low blow on her part.
by Kaaron Rodgers January 22, 2011
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Pardinied

1) The act of being really close to dating a girl and at the last minute, another guy sweeps in and takes her.
2) To steal someones close to be GF
Noah - Hey, so are you and Alyssa dating?
Patrick - Nah, dude we were about to but Eric went and Pardinied me.
Noah- Well that sucks.
by BigPimpinFromThe757 April 22, 2013
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stat padding

Inflating one's individual score or statistics in a video game without productive contribution to gameplay. Usually refers to a style of play that neglects all other activities except those yielding easy points to personal score.

In games requiring teamwork, the "padder's" contribution to the team effort and their team's capabilities usually suffer as a result.

One probable origin of the expression is the video game Battlefield 2, where various, originally supportive activities could be abused to gain individual score without actually contributing to gameplay. In Battlefield: Bad Company 2 the tradition continued, as reviving dying players repeatedly with the defibrillator "pads" yielded relatively high personal score, but in most instances contributed little to the team effort, as the medic would essentially abandon all other activity, sometimes even being counterproductive by preventing teammates from playing freely.
*a round ends*
padder> "OH YEAH #1"
player> "we lost you statspadding dick, you cost us 30 tickets for your 2 kills"
padder> "YEAH BUT I AM THE BEST"
player> "no, you're just a score whore"
*player has joined the other team*

Red1> "god I hate stat padding"
Red2> "same, I just got revived three times in grenade spam"
Red1> "I know right, you're just stuck there, dying over and over again because some asshole keeps reviving and not shooting the enemies"
by TheGermanWolverine August 14, 2011
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Payning

The act of explaining a joke or story to such an extent that it is no longer funny. May include hand gestures.
Stop it Josh, you're payning again.
by Rambo91 October 10, 2011
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Paying out the ass

Something you will pay a ridiculous amount of money to rent, buy, or repair/maintain.
"I just bought a used 1987 Porsche 944 Turbo...looks cool, but I know I'll be paying out the ass to do repairs on it!!"
by The Punisher 9mm December 13, 2014
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Paydon

Paydon all Paydon’s are bitches fuck u paydon u use 2.6 hog and ur stupid as fuck and can’t do life properly and no one loves u.
“Hey, isn’t Paydon gay?” “Yeah he humped a guy earlier
by Shjshd May 4, 2022
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Paying Dimes

Constipation.

From the Latin, "Here I Sit Broken Hearted, Paid A Dime and Only Farted".
"Man, you'd think after the three bowls of chili I'd be able to lay some cable, but I was just paying dimes."
by Squapity August 19, 2013
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