pay it forward

Having sex with you wife in your sons bed because you know in 15 more years he's going to be doing the same to you.

My son was sleeping over grandpa's house the other night so me and the old lady decided to "pay it forward".

by Slump Daddy January 23, 2014

Pay for it

Cockney slang for seeking revenge.

Maggie: He busted my brains! He'll pay for it!

by Spice cowboy May 24, 2023

I'll order a pizza and pay for it

What you tell a girl that doesn't like you. But you can't take a hint so you offer a pizza.

Boy:"Hey do you want to hang out Thursday? I'll order a pizza and pay for it!"

Girl: ummmmm sorry I have other plans...

by Riley212 July 11, 2016

i didnt touch it so i dont pay

when you didnt touch a missing object or broken object an refuse to pay

i didnt touch it so i dont pay said jake to the missing key in the apartment

by cheapboys January 27, 2017

Pay(s) for itself

When the amount of money saved equals or exceeds the cost of an item or service, usually through an extended period of time.

This is very often used as a means of promoting a good or service, such as gutters, food processors, juicers etc. As in:

"Now with Debby Meyer's green bags, you never have to throw away your produce due to spoilage! Produce lasts up to 7 times longer, saving you money and time. This product nearly pays for itself!"

Because Jack bought a home coffee grinder, he can grind his own beans at home! He no longer has to buy more expensive pre-ground coffee, so in essence his new machine pay(s) for itself.

by johnny mc awesome August 19, 2009