Monkey's paw wish

You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.

Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation.

Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.

by Based Cow May 12, 2023

Dog's Paw Tuesday

A day (can be any day) when everything is going really well then something goes terribly wrong.

This sunny summer day has become a real dog's paw Tuesday after finding out I got fired.

This hike turned into a real dog's paw Tuesday after the bear ate Teresa.

by pinkyndabrain June 15, 2023

paw sack

this is when you shape your ball sack into looking like the paws of these various animals:
dog, sheep, lama, moose or sword fish
This is a dangerous stunt if done unsuporvised.

Did you see Jim died? Retard tried to make a paw sack while he was on the job.

by sackapopalus March 31, 2009

Dirty Cat Paw Sheets

When a cat jumps on your bed with dirty paws and makes them dirty also.

"Dude I went over this chicks house and she had total Dirty Cat Paw Sheets (dcps)!"
"Awww, no way man, thats gross"
" I know, it sucked cause I really wanted to bang her!"

by op rolling December 2, 2009

Paw sow cow

A call of duty gamer tag of a retarded 2years old

Paw sow cow:
Extremely retarded kid who uses dam words as names in online video games

Good to hear from people who watched the video and I will be at the meeting tonight but if you want

by Nathan Nero April 16, 2021

Monkey Paw Sugar Daddy

The USA is a monkey paw sugar daddy? No oversight hand the most corrupt country in Europe Ukraine hundreds of billions to kill all of their male men that can fight.

((Lyrical potential))

The USA is a monkey paw sugar daddy.

by Super Dave Mega Thrust Five Dr February 4, 2025

south paw monkey spanker

One who uses his left hand to jack, whack, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior or in other words, MASTURBATE!

A lefty, per say

May be a person that writes, hits, or even smokes with his right hand but gallops the old lizzard with his left hand.

Also referred to as an S.P.M.P.

Kristine: So I used my teloscope last night and looked into Ray's window. Did you know that he is a South Paw Monkey Spanker?

Derek: So I applied for this new job at the Home Depot, and my boss wanted to know if I was an S.P.M.P. and I'm all wtf? On occasion, though, I do, do the five kunckle shuffle with 'ol Lefty!

Janet: Hey Bobby?
Bobby: Yes Janet?
Janet: Do you participate in genital stimulation via phallengetic motion with your left hand?
Bobby: Why yes, I am an S.P.M.P.!

by Emas Diez May 9, 2006